HUMEROTICA
What Is Your Lust Language?
It’s like your love language, only dirtier.
Psychologists have discovered that everybody has their own way of communicating desire, and if you don’t know what your actual lust language is it’s very likely that you’re not fully satisfied in the bedroom.
Worse, if you don’t know what your partner’s lust language is, you’re probably doomed to sexual alienation. Or getting cheated on. Because it’s possible your lover will discover another who DOES speak his or her lust language.
That’s why I’m here — to help you, as usual. Yay me!
There Are Six Lust Languages.
Mine is screaming as loud as I possibly can as I climax, so loud that the neighbors call the police because they think I’m being murdered. Is that a problem for you?
I hope you have a loud stereo in your bedroom because I’m a screamer, yeah.
But everybody has a different way of shouting “f*ck me f*ck me f*ck me.” Some do it in more subtle ways. Take a look at the five other main lust languages.
