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What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?

Or for that matter, what kind of old person are you?

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When I was just semi-old, I wondered what type of old person I would be. I was tottering between being a crusty old curmudgeon and a bitter old man, depending on how things worked out. I know I’m splitting hairs on the difference between those two, but people seem to cut curmudgeons more slack. I think that’s where I landed.



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You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I'va written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.