What People Say Through Their Profile Pictures

There are multiple possibilities for every type

Sakhi Gundeti
The Haven
2 min readAug 2, 2022

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Wearing goggles and looking at a sunset:

  1. They like watching the sunset all dimmed down
  2. They’re waiting for their smuggled goods to arrive at the shore.
Where are the ships? Don’t tell me they’re wasting time talking to the dolphins again. Image by Rimvydas Ardickas on Pexels

Childhood photo:

  1. It’s their birthday
  2. It’s the death anniversary of their inner child.
I’m holding a picture of my younger sibling who looks like a ball of lava because our father is Vision. Image by Laura Garcia on Pexels

A sunset:

  1. They like nature
  2. They’ve taken their smuggled goods and left.
Let’s call it a day, then. Image by Pixabay on Pexels

Posing with a guitar:

  1. They know how to play it
  2. They think they know how to play it.
Wait, I’ll play something nice for you. What? Yeah, I need to keep my face like that to play well. Image by Sachith Ravishka Kodikara on Pexels

A brick wall in the background:

  1. They’re in a chic cafe
  2. They’re in prison after being caught with their smuggled goods.
I may be punished, but that doesn’t mean I’ll stop being a model. Image by Jeffrey Reed on Pexels

A group photo:

  1. They like the people in the group
  2. They think they look better than other people in the group which makes them look better than they are. This is formally known as the cheap behavior decoy effect.
Look at all those fake smiles. Image by Sharefaith on Pexels

Mirror selfie:

  1. Taking a picture of themselves taking a picture; these people like complexity
  2. They’re lonely and have no one to take pictures of them.
The person in the mirror who looks like me, can you please take my picture? Image by Lisa on Pexels

Black and white photo:

  1. They like aesthetics
  2. They’re a wannabe dead person from the ’60s.
What’s a selfie? Image by Emily Garland on Pexels

A cat:

  1. It’s their pet

2. It’s their spirit animal

3. It’s them.

I didn’t know cats possessed this emotion. Image by Tranmautritam on Pexels

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Sakhi Gundeti
The Haven

She talks about herself in the first person. Fiction and humor writer. Twitter: @sakhi_gundeti (She/Her)