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What Uniporn Stars Do In The Winter

You may be very surprised what they do to avoid homelessness

So you think you know all about single-knobbed-horses because you read Christopher Robin’s sensual love story? Or perhaps you’re currently crawling over piles of your child’s glitter-bombed t-shirts and horned hoodies? Sure, you’ve sipped unicorn poop marshmallows off your white hot chocolate.

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Jennifer McDougall

Attempting Serious and Satire... Sometimes successful. Editor, Doctor Funny.