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What We Can Learn From Arkansas

Even though it often makes the ‘dumbest states’ list.

Photo by Mika Baumeister on Unsplash

Have you ever noticed that “Arkansas” is pronounced as though it’s spelled “Arkansaw”?

Of course you have.

Even though the state is reportedly chock full o’ dumb dumbs — as a hint, the Walmart HQ is in AR — we can still use their zany mispronunciation of their own name to our advantage.



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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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