What Your Favorite Gilmore Girls Character Says About You
What’s Happening in Stars Hollow:
Lorelei — You can eat a steak as big as your head.
Rory — You once spent an entire summer studying a viking’s microbiome.
Sookie — You use the wax of Goop’s My Vagina candle as a topping for potato gratin.
Emily — You have attended the opera dressed as a high-functioning water sprite.
Richard — You use classic watches to wallpaper your bedroom.
Luke — You once put a horse sedative into the vegan scone mix.
Lane — You think Kimchi Bender would be a good name for a rock band.
Paris — You can recite the whole book of “A Brief History of Nipple Clamps”.
Kirk — You have eaten live bait for breakfast.
Mrs Kim — You collect floral shower curtains and then make them into incontinence underpants.
Jess — You sulk if people don’t stroke your pet turtle.
Dean — You think Dostoevsky is a type of salty pistachio nut.
Michel — You have paid top dollar for a luxury lip balm with urea as the main ingredient.
Babette — Your kaftan has been stuck in a rut, a French door and a smoke machine.
Christopher — You think permafrost is a sex aid.
Logan — You own more than one crushed velour tent.
Jackson — You are growing cage-free strawberries.
Max Medina — You bring your personal eyebrow artist with you on a picnic for a touch-up.
Gypsy — Your Very Mild Superpower is the ability to change into a wetsuit in a Ford Fiesta.
Taylor — The only sport you watch on tv is lacrosse.
Miss Patty — You may have used a spiralised cheese grater as a sex toy.
