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What’s Good for the Goose Is … Murder for the Gander

A tasty tale of Christmas treachery

A brown goose tucks her head under her wing, as if ashamed. Her speech bubble reads: “What have I done?”

The murder had gone as well as she could have hoped, given that she’d never done anything remotely homicidal in her sixty-odd years. But her husband had it coming. A woman could only tolerate so much.

Maynard’s predictable gift-giving (a box of chocolates every Christmas and Valentine’s Day…



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Judy Millar

Canadian humour writer. Comedic storyteller. Overthinker. 😂 Words in Reader’s Digest 🇨🇦, Writer’s Digest, Medium + Twitter: @judymillar