What’s on the Menu for the Supreme Court’s Fourth of July Picnic?

Come one, come all! Join the Justices in celebrating patriotic Americans as we enter the seventeenth century!

Legally Fabulous Picnic Foods:

Cheesy Impasta — very popular, especially with the fake news media.

Kangaroo Courtlets — sauced legitimately but not liberally.

Bedeviled Eggs — good for a woman’s constitution.

Regulatory Rollups —slightly fishy; they will overrule your taste buds!

Snacky Little Tarts — sweet n’ spicy, come ‘n get ‘em!

Tiny Heart Beets — a bumper crop is coming, get ready to “adopt” one!

Selected Beers courtesy of the Kavanator:

Patriarchy Pilsner — Uber-aged and traditional, heavily carbonated yet flat.

Pale Evangelical Ale — Whipped, fermented and hoppy, with a faux-sweetness.

MyPill Blonde Ale — Stock up while you can, LOL.

Rhythm Method Draft — Not your mother’s Plan B, baby.

Lager Room Talk — An earthy, uber-mouthy flavor boasting strongly of wood.

White Supremacy Black Porter — All you ever need in a dark beer dominated by crushed hops and a massive bite.

Malt Right Beer — Savor the anger.