What’s the Worst Thing to Happen to You at a Party?

My mate Dan had a list of rules for party attendees

It’s a posh fucking party! Yay 90s! Adobe Stock

My mate Dan had a list of rules for party attendees. Most made sense but others circumnavigated convention.

Pre-plague days, parties were all the rage but never gatecrash a party empty-handed. This was Dan’s number one rule. You either rock up loaded with beers or…