When the Guy You Met at a Bar Sleeps in a Race Car Bed

Pam Gaslow
The Haven
Published in
6 min readJan 3, 2024

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I walked into a local bar near my apartment in Miami on a Saturday afternoon to pick up my alcoholic friend who was visiting for the weekend. She introduced me to a young guy, who was sitting a few seats away. He wore a black t-shirt with “Coconut Mafia” on it. I was wearing a white tank that said, “Depressed Hot Girl” across my chest. His head was shaved, which I normally didn’t like but . . …

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Pam Gaslow
The Haven

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