Which Astrological Sign Are You Based On Your Astrological Sign?

Michelle Leatherby
The Haven
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2 min readFeb 13, 2018

Maybe you check your horoscope on the daily, or maybe you’re a zodiac skeptic. Whatever the case — this list will tell you what your astrological sign is based on astrology.

And it’s like, freaky accurate.

  1. Aries = Aries

Um, hello person born between March 21 — April 19. If your zodiac sign is Aries, then you are totally an Aries according to astrology.

2. Taurus = Taurus

Well hi there, Earth sign! Guess what? Tauruses are TOTALLY Tauruses according to their astrological sign.

3. Gemini = Gemini or Gemini

Geminis are tricky — known as “the twins” this sign could go either way — they could be a Gemini if they were born at the end of May or a Gemini if they were born at the beginning-to-mid-June.

4. Cancer = Cancer

Splish, splash. It’s a water sign! You may not know this, but a person with the zodiac sign “Cancer” is most likely a Cancer according to astrology. Crazy, right?

5. Leo = Leo

You know what they say about Leos…”once a Leo, always a Leo.” And it’s true! Leos are the total Leos of the zodiac.

6. Virgo = Virgo

Wow, if you’re a Virgo, then you’re a Virgo. According to astrology, you were born between August 23 and September 22. I mean. COME ON. That is such a Virgo move!

7. Libra = Libra

Libras are air signs. They are represented by scales because they like balance. And the most balanced thing you can be is yourself, which is what you are. If you are a Libra, then you are a Libra.

8. Scorpio = Scorpio

Scorpio? More like Scorpi Oh My God You are Such a Scorpio! Good for you.

9. Sagittarius = Sagittarius

Did you know that Nicki Minaj is a Sagittarius? That’s right…Pop/Rap Queen Nicki was born on December 8, meaning according to her astrological sign (Sagittarius) she is a Sagittarius.

10. Capricorn = Capricorn

Capricorns are symbolized by a sea-goat. Which isn’t a made up thing! It’s totally real like astrology! But…according to astrology, if you are the beloved sea-goat Capricorn, your astrological sign is Capricorn.

11. Aquarius = Aquarius

Oh, Aquarius. You are the water-bearers of the zodiac and also the bearer of the fact that you are Aquariuses. Aquarusi? Aquariums.

12. Pisces = Capricorn

Pisces are kind of like Capricorn, because their symbol is a fish and Capricorns are half fish. Remember? But here’s a little secret…if you’re a Capricorn…you’re actually really a Capricorn based on astrology.

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Michelle Leatherby
Michelle Leatherby

Written by Michelle Leatherby

Writer, marketer, and comedian based in Chicago, IL. twitter and instagram @michelleloserby