Which is the Best Solution to America’s Time Crisis?
A. Spring forward, fall back (except in Arizona and half of Indiana) (status quo)
B. A, but force half of Indiana and Arizona to get with the program
C. Permanent Daylight Savings Time
D. Permanent Standard Time
E. Metric time: 10 hours instead of 12 on the clock, kiloseconds, centiweeks, millimonths, etc
F. Who’s to say what time it really is? Let’s just let everyone find their own personal chronological system that best suits their personality
H. What happened to G?
I. Whatever the people at Stonehenge were doing, but with shrooms
J. I before E, except after C (except in February, which has 29)
K. Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day
L. 2:30 all day long
M. All of the above
N. M, but in reverse
