White House Announces Name Change of U.S.A. to W.S.C.F
White Supremacist Christo Fascistland is a clearer moniker for the country
Washington, DC — Citing a clear pivot away from DEI and policies of equity and toward making the United States a full white supremacist christofascist state, the White House announced that along with the changes of Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America and the Panama Canal to the Facebook Chasm of Shipping, the U.S.A. will now be known in the future as the W.S.C.F, or White Supremacist Christo Fascistland. The economic gains alone from both physical and digital map and globe sales are doing what one White House spokesperson called, “making good on campaign promises to build up the American worker though MAGA policies that put America First. Promises made, promised kept.”
The Honorable Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R) from Louisiana spoke about the change in a quickly gathered press conference at the Capitol. “It’s time we let go of liberal fantasies and get honest about what this country is about. The Accuracy in Land Identifiers and Empowerment for Revisions act will finally tell the world who we really are and what we stand for.” He went on to say, “we’ve had natives claiming they belong in our country, and finally, with Trump’s leadership, we’re doing something about that. With ICE already showing so called Native Americans that this country isn’t theirs and they’re only here at the pleasure and permission of true Americans, we affirm the core of the MAGA movement.”
John Thune (R) from South Dakota and majority leader of the Senate, also spoke to the press. He added, “There are no bones about it, we’re done with mincing words. The W.S.C.F. tells the world, and quite frankly ourselves, who we are and who we aren’t. Many immigrants and undesirables have been bringing our country down for too many years. It’s time for that to stop. Now we’ll have a sort of sign on the door, that on no uncertain terms says who this country is for and who is just visiting.”
The Trump Store, the official retail website of the Trump Organization, had started selling updated maps and globes with the new names before the press conference concluded.
But not everyone is pleased with the updates, nor with the ideas of an America that seems reflected in the new name. The concepts that underpin the name, like the preferential treatment in the legal system of white people, and the overt support of a certain subset of ideas called “Christian” by the federal government, are also controversial to some. Many other Americans do support the direction of the country, but object to the candor and would rather keep the traditional naming.
The Anti-Defamation League, which recently supported Elon Musk’s post-inauguration salute by defending it, and then later expressed a new found concern over Nazi symbols, issued a statement on the country name update as well: “The ADL is pleased at the transparency such a name brings to a country with a rich history of placing some citizens above others. Though such a bold move might cause unrest or disagreement. We look forward to working with the Trump Administration to further the clarity, and maybe even help identify which citizens are true citizens of the W.S.C.F., and which are not.”
The ACLU was more direct in their condemnation: “the values of the Constitution of the United States have served the people of this country well, and they require our constant vigilance and support to prevail against the forces of government abuse and oppression. While the new name for the country is itself incendiary and inconsistent with the letter and spirit of the Constitution, the Amendments to the Constitution and the laws themselves, the reality behind the name, its inspiration, is the real concern. The removal of basic human rights from parts of the populace is propelled by both the deliberate actions and planning of those working to destroy the Constitution, and also by the reckless indifference of an electorate that needs those very safeguards.”
“People in the U.S. have enjoyed and relied on the relative safety the U.S. Constitution helps provide. Many lawmakers, law enforcers and judges that are working to destroy it must be stopped. While the ACLU as always stands ready and able to push back against this autocratic and unjust creeping despotism, it will take both everyday Americans and the powerful among us to truly redeem the nation and move us all toward the ideals to which the United States strives and has striven for almost two and a half centuries.”
Many countries around the world have sent messages to the W.S.C.F. State Department of both condemnation and admiration. Unexpectedly, the President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin made a statement and it stands out: “wow, even I didn’t think that could happen. It’s…so blunt.”
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