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The Haven

White Woman Calls Police on Jesus in Heaven

Photo by Christoph Schmid on Unsplash

“He didn’t look like normal Jesus,” Karen Smith said. “He was…ethnic.”

Karen had called police upon first entering Heaven. As she was greeted by others, Jesus Christ approached her, and that is when Karen went running back to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Call the police!” she screamed, as she shoved St. Peter and reached for his phone.

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Ryan Redmond

Ryan Redmond

Writer of books, essays, short stories, and grocery lists that are replaced by takeout. Either drinking coffee or wine at the moment. | Twitter @iamryanredmond