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Why Are All My Medical Problems Compared to Food?

Can’t my brain tumor be the size of a cute baby’s fist instead of a lemon?

Looks fresh and tasty, but isn’t. * * * Photo by Dan Gold on Unsplash

I’m losing my appetite.

Here’s why …

In no particular order of importance, I have:

  • a prostate the size of an apple
  • a brain tumor the size of a…




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