FOODIE — THE BAD KIND

Why Are All My Medical Problems Compared to Food?

Can’t my brain tumor be the size of a cute baby’s fist instead of a lemon?

Looks fresh and tasty, but isn’t. * * * Photo by Dan Gold on Unsplash

I’m losing my appetite.

Here’s why …

In no particular order of importance, I have:

• a prostate the size of an apple
• a brain tumor the size of a…