Humerotica
Why Do Men Cheat?
Is it because women are so damn irresistible?
I’m always surprised when my female friends come to me uncomprehending of their boyfriend’s infidelity — how could he do this to me?
Women are pretty sexy
Well, as a bisexual woman, I have to say I understand exactly why a man finds it difficult to resist cheating with a woman, because women are so damn sexy. In so many different ways!
Hats
For instance, put a hat on a woman, and oh my goodness, that’s so cute! Yes, I want to fuck you even though I’m going steady with Sonya, and even though Sonya is wonderful. The thing about Sonya is, see, she’s not here right now, and I can’t see her, but I can see you, and scientists have shown that men are especially sensitive to visual stimuli in the female. And damn that hat makes you look sexy. So are we going to bone or what?
Hairdos
Another good example: give a woman a hairdo, Oh my god! Look at that hair! That hair is so cute! It’s so straight! I mean, so curly! It’s so wavy, I’m getting dizzy. It’s so long! Your hair is longer than the winter! Oh, you like that? I’m a poet. Let’s bone. What? I’m in a committed relationship? Who told you that? Sure, I live with a woman. But I…
