Why Do Men Love Big Asses?
It’s not because they look like pompoms, lol
There are things in life that we accept without question. Like, the sky is blue, pepperoni pizza is the best, and men love big butts. But why? Is it genetic? Cultural? Or do they just see a pair of round buttocks and activate Windows 98 mode and it just crashes…
I’ve always wondered about this. After all, what is it about a big butt that is so popular? Because, let’s face it, if it were a product, the slogan would be something like “more versatility, more comfort, more impact”. It’s like one of those NASA pillows, you know? Soft, pretty, and everyone wants one.
And look, there’s no point in saying it’s just “personal preference.” Why does this preference appear in so many men, in so many different places? You can put a guy in a plaid shirt in rural Kansas or a magazine model in Times Square — the look of adoration is the same. All that’s missing is for the guy to stop, kneel on the floor and pray to the god of big butts, lol.
And since science has an answer for almost everything, they weren’t going to be left out of this either, right? Well, I did some research and I saw that there are even studies that suggest that this so-called “affection” for big buttocks like a soft and fluffy pillow may have something to do with the so-called “sign of…
