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Why Does Criminal Minds Hate Oklahoma?

Why couldn’t local law enforcement catch these guys?

Cartoon by Lambert-King

Most of you reading this are probably familiar with the long running CBS series, Criminal Minds. If not, here’s a brief synopsis of the show: An elite team of FBI profilers track down diabolic, though often brilliant criminals throughout the country. Unless the criminals are from Oklahoma. Then the criminals…




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