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Why is There a Pineapple on a Bleak British Beach?

I have so many questions

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“Grandma, what did you do for fun during Lockdown #3 of the Great Pandemic that felt like it would never end?”

“Mostly nothing sweetie. The sun rose and the sun set, not that I could see it given all the rain and clouds. It was a boring time.”




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Mary DeVries

Mary DeVries

The older I get, the less I know. That won’t stop me from writing about everything and anything under the sun. Join me in delighting and despairing about life.

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