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Why Not Try A Little Moob Love?
Even if you think they’re floppier than yours.
“She’d never before seen moobs so active and bouncy.” Nicky Elson, Vibrizzo
Maybe men are too shy — or embarrassed — to say this but, girls, you’re missing one of our most erogenous zones. They may not look like sexual beacons of pleasure, but given the right attention, moobs (man boobs) can send men into orgasmic ecstasy — or at least make him yell a bit.
Sadly, though, women dismiss moobs. They detour around them like a sinkhole on a Florida highway. How many times have you promised a night of magic, only to head straight for his wind chimes after your first beer?
As one woman wrote on Ask Women, “If I wanted to play with floppy tits, I’d play with my own.”
It’s a sad testimony, often reflecting the believe that moobs are the property of couch denizens and gamers. Women want paving slabs, not a couple of “jigglies.” As one woman wrote on Ask Women, “If I wanted to play with floppy tits, I’d play with my own.”
Not that moobs are a definite turn-off. Responders weren’t saying they hate moobs, just that they don’t like them particularly. “I’m not perfect either,” one woman admitted. “He is who he is, but he’s going to the gym…