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Willy Wonka Ruined My Life

One girl spills the tea on an infamous confectionery tycoon

Photo by naomi tamar on Unsplash

I’m going public with my story in the hope that the biggest crackpot in confectionery gets what’s coming to him, hopefully with a whopping great helping of type II diabetes on the side. Here it is folks: My name is Violet Beauregarde and Willy Wonka ruined my life.

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Emma Clarke

Emma Clarke

Science and satire. PhD student in human genetics and lover of all things weird and wonderful in biology.

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