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Photographer’s flash reveals POTUS and his masked coven during their midnight witch’s mass. They were charged with animal cruelty. (Gage Skidmore)

Witch Hunt Proves Real

President and coven members discovered in Rose Garden

A White House aide claimed she heard “strange chanting and goats bleeting,” and saw “flickering candles” outside the Oval Office window.

“At first I thought (the President) was wearing a mask like the others. But when he pulled his hood down, I realized that was his face. Goat horns and all.”

“Those goats sacrificed their lives WILLINGLY for a HIGHER CAUSE. Jews did it all the time and nobody gets on their case.”

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