Would you Date a Zombie ?
To Love and to Hold… Even if They’re Undead
When it comes to dating, we all have our preferences.
Some of us like tall people, some of us like brunettes, and some of us…like zombies?
Yes, you read that right.
I am a firm believer in the benefits of dating a zombie. And before you roll your eyes and dismiss me as crazy, hear me out.
Zombies are incredibly loyal.
They may not be able to express it in words, but their constant need for brains is a pretty clear indication that they care about you.
Plus, you’ll never have to worry about them cheating on you. Let’s be real, who else are they going to eat brains with?
Another perk of dating a zombie is that they’re always up for a good time. Whether it’s going for a walk (or a stumble) in the park, or just hanging out at home and watching the latest episode of “The Walking Dead”, zombies are always down for a good time.
But as with any relationship, there are also some downsides to dating a zombie.
For one, they’re not exactly the best conversationalists. And let’s be real, their breath could use some work.
But honestly, these are minor setbacks when you consider all the benefits of dating a zombie.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “But what about the whole ‘trying to eat your brains’ thing?” Well, that’s where communication comes in.
Just make sure to set some boundaries and make it clear that your brain is off-limits, and you should be good to go.
Dating a zombies may not be for everyone, but for those who are open to it, it can be a truly unique and fulfilling experience.
Just remember to keep an open mind and a roll of mints handy.
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