WINTER PLUNDERLAND

🎵 Wreck The Halls 🎵

A cat’s Christmas carol

Oh look, our cute cat at Christmas, surrounded by finally-learned-our-lesson UNBREAKABLE ornaments. (photo credit: Sharla Range)

Deck your halls? Such naïve folly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
You must be on crack or molly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

See this tree skirt from Aunt Carol?
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Now so shredded you’d think I’m feral
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Knocked the porcelain elves off your hutch
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Never heard you swearing so much
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Toppling trees gives me such pleasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Shrieks of “No!” are what I treasure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Favorite heirloom drops and crashes
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Weird how fragile snowglobe glass is
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

That’s the last tinsel untethered
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Say, is your new sofa leather?
Fa-la-la-la-la, HA-HA-HA-HA!