Yikes! I Dropped My Guns Into a River! What Else Can I Use as a Zoom Background?
This happens to all of us at one time or another
This happens to all of us at one time or another, so don’t be too hard on yourself! True patriots can also fall into the liberal trap of making mistakes and/or being an accessory to a felony.
No matter what your Zoom meeting is for, whether it’s an HOA that you have bullied your way onto for the past six years, a PTA meeting that you’ve been asked to stop attending, or a joint session of Congress, you can be sure that any of the following Zoom backgrounds will make you a frontrunner for a speech at next year’s RNC convention.
JENNY MCCARTHY
If you thought guns got you the media coverage you were looking for, just imagine what dozens of 18x24 poster-sized photos of former Playmate of the Year and anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy sitting behind your bleached head would do! Not only does it show how much you support other women and could in no way ever NOT be considered a feminist, but it also sends the not subtle message of how much you care about yourself more than the health and welfare of your fellow Americans.
VAPE PENS
Do you smoke or vape? Does it matter? You would definitely lock up your child for a year…
