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You Can Fuck Me Now

Vaccination #2 is in the books!

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Ok! All my female fans who find me irresistible (hey, mom)! I am effectively billed out and bound to go (old blues reference). Y’all can fuck me now! I’m good to go.

Let me be serious for a millisecond. While vaccination #1 went smoothly down at my local Walgreens, the reprise turned out to be a nightmare. As you may or may not know, Walgreen’s stock…

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William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

William (Dollar Bill) Mersey

I’m just an old lump of coal. But I’m gonna be a diamond someday!