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Allen R Smith

Aug 6, 2021

3 min read

CONSUMERS/HUMOR

You Can Go to Hell

And take my ten-pound bag of clumped together ice cubes with you

Credit: Tetra Images/Getty Images

Me: I’d like to return this bag of ice cubes.

Walmart: Yes, sir. I’m sorry to hear that your Walmart purchase wasn’t satisfactory. Do you have your receipt?

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Allen R Smith

Allen R Smith

Allen Smith is an award-winning writer living in Oceanside, California and has published thousands of articles for print, the web and social media.

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