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You Can’t Write Your Own Fate With a Dry Pen

Bic euthanasia, ballpoint Yoda, Jim Henson as God, and I’m typecast as a fool. I need a new script.

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If you’ve never looked at your life and thought, “I’m not sure I’m the one behind the wheel here,” then you haven’t thought deeply enough. I’ve heard religious people claim that one god or another is in control, but…




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John Werth

John Werth

Musician and conductor, repairer of woodwinds, owner of dogs, band director, lapsed mathematician, and scribbler of thoughts on humor, politics or both at once.

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