You Need A Sick Profile Pic.
Mmm. Stop. Blogger time.
So, someone taps you on the shoulder and says, “You need a better profile pic.” If this has happened to you just once, that’s two times too many.
Well, luckily for you, we’re here to assist you in taking the most important photo, or, getting done the most important image, in your entire life.
What makes us experts? Well you’re here reading this ain’t you?
Remember a profile pic is for life, not just for Christmas….
Although, you could have a seasonal profile pic.
Or, a seasonal profile pic, during civil unrest.
Why not show us where you live?
Or, why not show us where, you live?
If you are an animal lover, pose with something that shows this.
Or show us nature in all its wonderful beautiful glory.
Pose looking left. You obviously have an analytical brain.
Pose looking right. You obviously have an artistic brain.
Pose looking up. You’re obviously not impressed by brainboxes.
Pose looking down. You’re obviously on your phone googling, “What’s a brian?”
Sporty? Show us.
Make a political statement.
Or, make a, Pawlitical statement.
1st Person: “Pawlitical.” ‘thetic.
Me: The cat lover demographic is very large and very influential.
Why not use one of those fancy apps to turn your portrait into a Manga character?
Use a photo that communicates the busy life you lead.
If you’ve been on a journey why not show us?
Or, if you’ve been on a journey why not show us?
Try using one of those fancy apps to turn your portrait into a cartoon.
Tell the world how cultured you are.
If you’re not cultured, Nevermind.
Always use a filter.
Try digging out a childhood photo.
Always remember the U.S. market.
1st Person: You need a better profile pic.
Me: Why, I think it sums me up quite nicely.
1st Person: What, on the toilet, after eating too much chilli?
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Made in collaboration with Hen, the CEO of the Madeup Model agency.
Special thanks to Ewa.
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