“You were hilarious!” and 10 other things hungover people want to hear

Paul Nocchi
The Haven

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  1. “Don’t apologize!”
  2. “You were amazing!”
  3. “Everyone was shitfaced.”
  4. “You didn’t seem that drunk.”
  5. “My friends loved you!”
  6. “You deserve a medal.”
  7. “You rescued my baby!”
  8. “You were so brave.”
  9. “This nation owes you a debt of gratitude.”
  10. “Go home. You earned it.”

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