“You were hilarious!” and 10 other things hungover people want to hear

  1. “Don’t apologize!”
  2. “You were amazing!”
  3. “Everyone was shitfaced.”
  4. “You didn’t seem that drunk.”
  5. “My friends loved you!”
  6. “You deserve a medal.”
  7. “You rescued my baby!”
  8. “You were so brave.”
  9. “This nation owes you a debt of gratitude.”
  10. “Go home. You earned it.”