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Please place your pet in front of the camera at the appointed time.


Hi there! I’m so happy to meet you and [looks down at notes] Mr. Scrunchmuffins! If you could just hold Mr. Scrunchmuffins up to the camera for a moment.




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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think.

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