Your Favorite Halloween Candy Is Bad

Oh hello, you disgusting little confectionery gobblers.

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Oh hello, you disgusting little confectionery gobblers. I suppose you’re counting down the hours until you can plunge your greedy little grabbers into your neighbors’ bins of free sweets this Halloween. Unfortunately, I’m here to slap the smarmy grin of anticipation off your face, because all your favorite…