You’re welcome, Mark Zuckerberg

Graphic by the author.

Every so often, one of Mark Zuckerberg’s minions kindly asks for my opinions on how to make Instagram better. Thank you for asking!

Have you ever noticed the “Hide This Ad” button? These are the choices we’re given:

“It’s irrelevant,” “I see it too often,” “It’s inappropriate,” and “I already bought something in this ad.”