YouTuber Releases Mumble Rap Apology Song

No one can understand what he’s saying, so no one can hold him accountable

Fresh off the heels of Colleen Ballinger’s unfortunate ukulele apology for grooming children, youtuber Danny “YungSpaghetti” Samuels has now released a mumble rap apology video in response to video surfacing of him driving his car into the storefront of a Victoria’s Secret.

Many fans of his are criticizing him for the apology because they, “Can’t understand what he’s saying” and when they turn the video captions on, the only thing they say is “Spaghetti Samuels Spittin Silly on the Beat”.

YungSpaghetti was asked about why he made the rap so particularly mumbly, especially when trying to deny such serious allegations. YungSpaghetti had this to say: “I wanted my apology to be left up to interpretation. What did I do? Why am I apologizing? What am I saying? That’s for SpaghettiNation to decide.” We asked YungSpaghetti to clarify if he actually committed the crime and, if so, why? He simply stated, “The boobies in the window got me, dawg”.

Samuels has been dropped by his biggest sponsor, Ragu. He has, however, created a new line of energy drinks called “Spaghetti Sawce”, which taste similar to a combination of Clamato and human blood. One 16 oz can of Spaghetti Sawce has 400mg of caffeine, which is roughly equivalent to five cups of coffee or one and a half lines of cocaine. The drink will only be sold next to gas station diet pills, as well as in college dining halls across the nation.