Zac Efron’s New Netflix Show Causes Spike In Vibrator Sales

Rose Burke
The Haven
Published in
3 min readJul 29, 2020

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Zac Efron’s new documentary series on Netflix, Down to Earth, is causing women all over the world to swoon, leading to a noticeable spike in online vibrator sales. Adult shop owners have taken to social media to thank the actor for the sudden influx of customers after receiving dozens of inquiries from women claiming they wore out their sex toys after watching the show and were in need of a more sustainable product.

While Efron has been showing off his sexy bod on the big screen for over a decade, his latest documentary shows us a side we’re quite unfamiliar with. Specifically, a hairier side. The actor seems to have given up his manscaping habits, for the time being at least, trading them for a more brawny image that comes with an endless collection of beanies and flat-brimmed hats.

More than just the oiled-up abs and a smoldering grin that we get in his films, Efron is depicted as caring, reflective, and having a top-notch BRO-cabulary. Whether the show depicts his true persona or he was fed most of his lines is irrelevant as female viewers are hanging on to his every word. He’s able to stimulate the clitoris of the mind in ways that no man in the history of humankind has ever been able to do, leaving some to wonder, how does he do it?

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Rose Burke
The Haven

Satirical writer taking on life’s cruel sense of humor one word at a time. Published by The Independent, TSR, The Conium Review, and more. www.RoseBurke.com