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How to Quit Breakup Sex
How to Quit Breakup Sex
Tips for kicking the “one last time” habit
Christine Stevens
Apr 9
Doc Rivers Blames Milwaukee Bucks Struggles on the Fall of the Ottoman Empire
Doc Rivers Blames Milwaukee Bucks Struggles on the Fall of the Ottoman Empire
The Buck Stops There
Ellie Salvaje
Apr 9
LGBT Groups Outraged As Trans Holiday Co-Opted By Easter
LGBT Groups Outraged As Trans Holiday Co-Opted By Easter
Activists say their traditions are being disrespected
Brian Theobald
Apr 9
New Device Leaves Experts Speechless
New Device Leaves Experts Speechless
More medical miracles and remarkable life hacks.
Christine Stevens
Apr 9
Don’t Dump Those Used Solar Eclipse Glasses. Trumpian Grifts for Turning Them Into Gold
Don’t Dump Those Used Solar Eclipse Glasses. Trumpian Grifts for Turning Them Into Gold
If you wear them, you’ll never get leprosy
K. B. Cottrill
Apr 9
Introducing “Love In The Time of Algorithms” Where Algorithms Find Your Perfect Somebody (Probably)
Introducing “Love In The Time of Algorithms” Where Algorithms Find Your Perfect Somebody (Probably)
Due to high demand, Netflix teams up with AI to raise your chances of finding true love
Maria Garcia
Apr 9
Turning To Dust or Worm Food: The Death Choice and Post-Death Possibilities
Accepting death when you’re going to die no matter what.
Dan Dore
Apr 9
Trump Is No Nelson Mandella
Trump Is No Nelson Mandella
In So Many Ways.
David Volk
Apr 9
How to Survive a Duel in the Wild West
How to Survive a Duel in the Wild West
If you get stuck in a time warp or something
Kristen Stark
Apr 9
Why Doctors Make the Best Lovers
Why Doctors Make the Best Lovers
They understand anatomy better than your average Joe or Joanne
Christine Stevens
Apr 8
Don’t Write ‘Interesting’ Stuff
Don’t Write ‘Interesting’ Stuff
It’s really not worth it
Robert Bush
Apr 8
So Embarrassing
So Embarrassing
At the end of our sessions, my dominatrix usually returns my clothes, but last week she kept them locked in a draw and threw a short…
Royal Alvis
Apr 8
Pope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac…
Pope Calls Transgender Rights ‘Threat To Human Dignity,’ Ignoring Church’s Reign Of Pedophiliac…
‘I’m not talking about the dignified rape of children here!’ Francis barked, redefining ‘denial’
Allan Ishac
Apr 8
Couple Planning for Conjoined Triplets to Satisfy Society’s Gender Issues
Couple Planning for Conjoined Triplets to Satisfy Society’s Gender Issues
Jamaal and Wanda Mangaroo, both 26, who live in some snooty upscale neighborhood in Jersey, would like to plan a family sometime in 2024…
Lahey
Apr 7
In Defence of Candace Owens
In Defence of Candace Owens
Looking at one of the Daily Wire’s most dire hires from another angle
Kelly Sheehan-Heath
Apr 7
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Six
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Six
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 7
Reflections in a Teenage Eye
Reflections in a Teenage Eye
Three drawings of me by deranged eighth-graders.
Joe Bee
Apr 7
My Apologies For Levitating that Ship
My Apologies For Levitating that Ship
I’m just getting started on this wizardry stuff
Christine Stevens
Apr 7
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Five
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Five
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Apr 7
A MAGA Guide to Understanding the Solar Eclipse
A MAGA Guide to Understanding the Solar Eclipse
Don’t believe Big Astronomy
Patrick Metzger
Apr 7
Joseph Campbell’s Wife Catches Him Watching Porn
Joseph Campbell’s Wife Catches Him Watching Porn
And he stumbles upon the monomyth
Christine Stevens
Apr 6
Let’s Rename Mount Rushmore
Let’s Rename Mount Rushmore
A grab at symbolizing the 45th U.S. President
Christopher Holdroyd
Apr 6
Top Ten Marcel Marceau Jokes
Top Ten Marcel Marceau Jokes
For those who think outside the box
Spyder Darling
Apr 6
Mr and Mrs Gull
Mr and Mrs Gull
I’m sorry Mrs Seagull, That I ain’t got no dinner. I’m sorry Mrs Seagull, That the chicks are getting thinner.
Rachel Dodman
Apr 6
When Words Don’t Fail Me…
When Words Don’t Fail Me…
Because there are no end of analogies for just how annoying you are
Mike Hickman
Apr 6
Limp Expectations
Limp Expectations
When you hire the Bizkit, you get the Bizkit.
Joe Bee
Apr 6
Rats Eat Marijuana And Get High
Rats Eat Marijuana And Get High
Rats Eat Marijuana From A New Orleans Police Evidence Room
Mike G
Apr 6
Does Your Comfort Zone Need Renovating?
Does Your Comfort Zone Need Renovating?
We can help
C. M. Barrett
Apr 6
Who’s Lying?
Who’s Lying?
I wanted to think he was telling the truth but it was obvious he wasn’t. I wondered what I should do.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Apr 5
Why Does It Take The Person In Front Of You In Line Take Forever To Complete Their Transaction?
Why Does It Take The Person In Front Of You In Line Take Forever To Complete Their Transaction?
While it takes you all of three fucking seconds
Christine Stevens
Apr 5
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