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This Disney Dad Finally Gets a Much Needed Beer
This Disney Dad Finally Gets a Much Needed Beer
I have never been a huge fan of Disney theme parks. Ditto for anything Star Wars-related. But, at 55, it’s time to acknowledge my ignorance…
Greg Schwem
Sep 6
Who’s Searching For Me? Probably Famous Authors
Who’s Searching For Me? Probably Famous Authors
I’m a hot item, according to Medium.com stats. That’s right, people know me.
Johnathan Foster
Sep 6
Senior Trump Official Shows Up in Morph Suit to Ensure Identity Remains Anonymous
Senior Trump Official Shows Up in Morph Suit to Ensure Identity Remains Anonymous
Confusion was abundant in the White House this morning, as one of Trump’s senior officials arrived to perform his daily duties sporting a…
Sara Zadrima
Sep 6
Grassley Steamrolls Judicial Hearings
Grassley Steamrolls Judicial Hearings
Admonishes Democrats: Show objectivity. Cave on Kavanaugh.
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 4
Shot List for Photographer of Small Liberal Arts College Alumni Calendar
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Shot List for Photographer of Small Liberal Arts College Alumni Calendar
Female athletes practicing lacrosse or frisbee in grassy knoll — NO HACKY SACK
Kendra Stanton Lee
Sep 4
Drumpf Thanks Moms for Their Labor
Drumpf Thanks Moms for Their Labor
White House and Congress scramble to cover his mistake
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 3
Genius
Genius
It is Tuesday
Percy Bharucha
Sep 3
Manafort Can’t Get Fair Trial Before American Jury, Lawyers Say
Manafort Can’t Get Fair Trial Before American Jury, Lawyers Say
Claiming that his client cannot get a fair hearing in front of American jurors, Paul Manafort’s legal team told a federal judge that Mr…
Andrew Ratzkin
Sep 2
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How to Manifest Sorghum
How to Manifest Sorghum
The annual Hay House-TED Talk Media Inc. International Wealth Consciousness Seminar, I Can Manifest It, kicks off in the world´s largest…
Tal Abbady
Sep 2
Free Speech Activist Bemoans lack of platform during Interview on Prime Time TV
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Free Speech Activist Bemoans lack of platform during Interview on Prime Time TV
‘Our views are repressed and we are denied a platform’
Beyond Satire
Sep 2
Feds Replace Paychecks With Peanuts
Feds Replace Paychecks With Peanuts
White House needs money to pay for parade
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 1
New Uber Sharing Apps Transform Reality Itself
New Uber Sharing Apps Transform Reality Itself
Forget about scooters, car sharing and self driving cars. Uber is taking radical, disruptive steps forward into a future that was…
Simon Black
Aug 31
№14 What Not to Write in Your College Essay
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№14 What Not to Write in Your College Essay
What did I know at 17?
andreaaskowitz
Aug 31
Welcome to the Monkey House
Welcome to the Monkey House
Drumpf doubles down on DeSantis’ racial slurs
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 30
Limbo
Limbo
It is Friday
Percy Bharucha
Aug 30
Google’s Out to Get Me
Google’s Out to Get Me
Fake search engine serves up fake news to fake out voters
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 29
Rappers Who Were Cut From That Mitsubishi Commercial
Rappers Who Were Cut From That Mitsubishi Commercial
Harry Mack is the name of a rapper but he isn’t as good as BLinga Cattle Smoke
Johnathan Foster
Aug 28
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