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The Feeding Habits of the Blue-Blooded Butthead
The Feeding Habits of the Blue-Blooded Butthead
Why ya gotta be a %!#&, bird?
Robert Hoffman
Mar 18
Little Debbie Is Taking Over
Little Debbie Is Taking Over
You Can Run, But You Can’t Hide.
David Volk
Mar 18
Does Anyone Know Anyone Named Anne Because I Have Her Package
Does Anyone Know Anyone Named Anne Because I Have Her Package
Please note: Steph is not dead
Stacey Curran
Mar 18
Biden VS Trump — Round 1: Medium
Biden VS Trump — Round 1: Medium
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fight of 2024
Captain Obvious
Mar 18
My Presidential Bio
My Presidential Bio
Even Abe Lincoln would be jealous
David Martin
Mar 18
Subway Girl
Subway Girl
An underground affair
Spyder Darling
Mar 18
Mob Rules!
Mob Rules!
Protestor: What do we want?!?
Fatchecker
Mar 18
Can a Bug Crawl into Your Ear While You’re Asleep?
Can a Bug Crawl into Your Ear While You’re Asleep?
Don't read this post if you have problems with fear, anxiety or insects!
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Mar 18
They Ran Over His Legs.
They Ran Over His Legs.
A short story about fatherhood in a small town.
Robert Cormack
Mar 18
Therapist Saves Marriage
Therapist Saves Marriage
In the beginning, it was the sex that drew them together
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 17
Remembering Molly Ivins
Remembering Molly Ivins
The Irrepressible Humorist Can Still Keeps Us Laughing
FranMorelandJohns
Mar 17
Cancer Breakthrough: Spooning Cures, But Forking And Knifing Even Better
Cancer Breakthrough: Spooning Cures, But Forking And Knifing Even Better
Researchers say traditional spoon position is a potent healer, but other cutlery configurations really boost immune response
Allan Ishac
Mar 17
Triumph Over Adversity
Triumph Over Adversity
She hit the jackpot, then it all started to fall apart.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 16
Is Movie Magic Going Extinct?
Is Movie Magic Going Extinct?
Missing the escape.
Kyle Wells
Mar 16
I, Mike Pence, Will Not Endorse Donald Trump
I, Mike Pence, Will Not Endorse Donald Trump
And not just because he tried to kill me.
Ross Rosenfeld
Mar 16
Bangalore: Clean and Beautiful
Bangalore: Clean and Beautiful
You keep saying that. I don’t think it means what you think it means.
Scott Hamilton
Mar 16
My Friend’s Rat Problem
My Friend’s Rat Problem
They’re adorable, but a tad vicious…
Susie Kearley
Mar 16
Hook Up With A Hottie At The Dog Park
Hook Up With A Hottie At The Dog Park
How to find true lust with a pet owner today
Christine's Adventures
Mar 16
Drumpf Bankrupts RNC
Drumpf Bankrupts RNC
Move a bid to consolidate his Drumpfpire
Phillip T Stephens
Mar 15
What Else You Got
What Else You Got
I need a lot
Spyder Darling
Mar 15
The Dairy Of A Costco Food Sample Handout Employee
The Dairy Of A Costco Food Sample Handout Employee
You Wouldn’t Believe How Customers Behave For Food Samples
Mike G
Mar 15
My Problem with My Breasts Is That They’re Too Big
My Problem with My Breasts Is That They’re Too Big
When I enter a room, any room, the only thing men look at are my breasts. They don’t appreciate my PhD in Astrophysics or my genius IQ. No…
Honorata Onanisma
Mar 15
Panel Event: The Power of Diversity
Panel Event: The Power of Diversity
See! We ARE Woke
Solange
Mar 15
20 Funny Reasons Why Men Might Stray
20 Funny Reasons Why Men Might Stray
Humorous twist
Leah Baricuatro
Mar 15
Calling All Heroes! Crime Fighter Wanted!
Calling All Heroes! Crime Fighter Wanted!
Must be a self-motivator!
Adam Robinson
Mar 15
Visit New Orleans, Where Even The Rats Are High
Visit New Orleans, Where Even The Rats Are High
Rats eating marijuana out of evidence lockers is “not a new problem,” says the NOPD.
Joe Bee
Mar 15
Top 10 Ways to Piss Off Your Cat
Top 10 Ways to Piss Off Your Cat
Top 10 list of ridiculous things
Leah Baricuatro
Mar 15
How To Not Sell Your Screenplay — 6 Awful Hollywood Query Letters
How To Not Sell Your Screenplay — 6 Awful Hollywood Query Letters
“Tim is a good writer of scripts.” — Tim’s Mom
Jim Mercurio
Mar 15
The Urge to Buy a Tamagotchi Will Always Be Stronger Than the Will to Keep It Alive
The Urge to Buy a Tamagotchi Will Always Be Stronger Than the Will to Keep It Alive
Does this mean I shouldn’t have kids?
Burn Book
Mar 15
Is He Polyamorous Or Just Cheating On His Wife
Is He Polyamorous Or Just Cheating On His Wife
Take our quiz
Christine's Adventures
Mar 15
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