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Age Is Just a (Wrong) Number
Age Is Just a (Wrong) Number
“Inclusive” acquaintance overshoots
Elizabeth Emerald
Oct 14
An Explanation of Mansplaining for Women
An Explanation of Mansplaining for Women
Don’t worry, I’ll talk slow and use small words
John Corten
Oct 14
Nobel Prize Committee Scrambles to be Ready for a Trump Victory
Nobel Prize Committee Scrambles to be Ready for a Trump Victory
It could be catastrophic to world peace, prize committee fears
Speaking Fiction To Power
Oct 14
Jesus Is My Football Coach
Jesus Is My Football Coach
A brief history of the true church of Christ, Head Coach and Redeemer
Glenn M Stewart
Oct 14
The “Greatest” Scene In Comedy History!
The “Greatest” Scene In Comedy History!
A Scene So Ridiculous You Feel “Sorry” For The Characters
James Karuga
Oct 14
County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma
County Joe’s ‘Fixin’ To Die Rag’ From Woodstock Rebooted For Our Modern Iran Dilemma
August 23, 2024 rfreed
Roger Freed
Oct 14
Drumpf Shits on Every City He Visits
Drumpf Shits on Every City He Visits
Ironically, residents love him even more
Phillip T Stephens
Oct 13
An Almost Perfect Day
An Almost Perfect Day
My daily Gemini Astro-Scroll arrived as a text message, it was 6 a.m.and I’d already inadvertently stomped on my dog Abra’s fresh scat in…
sleuth1
Oct 13
How I removed the toxic relationship that was my “best friend”.
How I removed the toxic relationship that was my “best friend”.
And now I’m living my best life.
The Bookworm Turns
Oct 13
Scientists: Your Life Is Passing Like A Dream
Scientists: Your Life Is Passing Like A Dream
When you wake up it will be over
Clem Samson
Oct 13
How Thomas Jefferson Used Chat GPT to Write the Declaration of Independence
Scene: A small dark room in Philadelphia where Thomas Jefferson is laboring late into the night.
Perry Block
Oct 13
Surely, Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
Surely, Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
Songs that humorously exaggerate
Deborah Camp
Oct 13
If You Are Looking for Honesty
If You Are Looking for Honesty
Choose a cat for your furry companion
Deborah Barchi
Oct 13
You’re Not Making Money With Your Writing Because You’re A Russian Spy
You’re Not Making Money With Your Writing Because You’re A Russian Spy
And other reasons the “gurus” on Medium think you’re a loser.
Joe Bee
Oct 13
When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Marry.
When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Marry.
Can love last when he’s Donald Duck-ing it?
Robert Cormack
Oct 12
Disturbing Video Shows Road Rage Suspect Fatally Shooting Man on 5 Freeway in Los Angeles
Disturbing Video Shows Road Rage Suspect Fatally Shooting Man on 5 Freeway in Los Angeles
But first, this 20-second commercial about a memory foam mattress.
Christine Stevens
Oct 12
Shit Happens — Get Over It
Shit Happens — Get Over It
A sensitive exploration of the benefits of cut-price therapy
Mark Ewbie
Oct 12
More Wrong Number Texts
More Wrong Number Texts
I’m beginning to think that maybe the problem is me?
Scott Hamilton
Oct 12
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 132
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 132
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Oct 12
25 Things A Gaijin Shouldn’t Say In Japan
25 Things A Gaijin Shouldn’t Say In Japan
Because then they’ll know you’re a Gaijin.
Catherine Durkin Robinson
Oct 12
Scientists: Mindfulness Is Fine, But It Won’t Help You Overcome Your Ego
Scientists: Mindfulness Is Fine, But It Won’t Help You Overcome Your Ego
Post-ego offers a different paradigm for living a soulful life
Clem Samson
Oct 12
The World’s 10 Most Awful Animals
The World’s 10 Most Awful Animals
The definitive, scientifically justified, totally subjective list
Paul Maglione
Oct 11
How to Stay Chill During Your 5th Flight Delay
How to Stay Chill During Your 5th Flight Delay
Just stay calm and less angry
Travel Explore Protect
Oct 11
Top 10 Ways to Make Money on Medium
Top 10 Ways to Make Money on Medium
Salvation lies within
John Corten
Oct 11
Baby Name Super Bowl
Baby Name Super Bowl
Johnny Cash should be mandatory listening for expectant couples, right up there with prenatal classes and pilgrimages to Nappies-R-Us…
Tom Joyce
Oct 11
The Best Post Prime Day Finds On North Korean Version Of Amazon
The Best Post Prime Day Finds On North Korean Version Of Amazon
Act fast ‘cause these won’t last!
Sergey Bloom
Oct 11
Scientists: The Age of Ego is Officially Over
Scientists: The Age of Ego is Officially Over
Now is the age of Post-Ego
Clem Samson
Oct 10
A Little Snippett of my Education in a Catholic Grammar School
A Little Snippett of my Education in a Catholic Grammar School
Sister Mary
Lilly Bell
Oct 10
Lessons From Last Week’s VP Debate
Lessons From Last Week’s VP Debate
What Do You Want? I’ve Been Busy With The High Holidays.
David Volk
Oct 10
Citizens Against Nepo Babies
Citizens Against Nepo Babies
Sign the petition today! Let’s give some regular a people a fucking chance, Hollywood!
Christine Stevens
Oct 10
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