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    A Letter to Our Fans from the Commissioner of Baseball & His Billionaire Owners

    A Letter to Our Fans from the Commissioner of Baseball & His Billionaire Owners

    Greetings Baseball Consumers –
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    Rich Taylor
    Feb 6
    Hey Philadelphia, Grease Those Poles! Pt. 2

    Hey Philadelphia, Grease Those Poles! Pt. 2

    This week is basically a week-long version of Christmas Eve
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    Jared Bouchard
    Feb 6
    Mom Always Said:” Beggars Can’t Be Choosy.”

    Mom Always Said:” Beggars Can’t Be Choosy.”

    Gee, thanks, Mom
    Go to the profile of Pat Romito LaPointe
    Pat Romito LaPointe
    Feb 6
    Wearing Underwear Wrong

    Wearing Underwear Wrong

    A Life Lesson
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    thekempster
    Feb 6
    So, The A/B Test Results Are In — Medium Readers Still Prefer Pretty Clickbait Images to Deep…

    So, The A/B Test Results Are In — Medium Readers Still Prefer Pretty Clickbait Images to Deep…

    There is no substitute for sexy stupidity (Unless you add a lotta Vodka)
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    Terry Trueman
    Feb 6
    An Ovum Poem…

    An Ovum Poem…

    Inflation and avian flu?
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    Andrew Scott
    Feb 6
    How To Embarrass Your Children For Fun And Profit

    How To Embarrass Your Children For Fun And Profit

    How To Chagrin and Bear It
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    David Volk
    Feb 6
    A Warning To Erotica Readers

    A Warning To Erotica Readers

    Read this. It could save your dignity.
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    Smillew Rahcuef
    Feb 6
    History Lessons From Your Clueless Substitute Teacher — Henry VIII

    History Lessons From Your Clueless Substitute Teacher — Henry VIII

    “Today class…we are going to find my car keys!”
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    Adam Robinson
    Feb 6
    Would you Date a Zombie ?

    Would you Date a Zombie ?

    To Love and to Hold… Even if They’re Undead
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    Sannan A.
    Feb 6
    Can’t My Printer Speak My Language?

    Can’t My Printer Speak My Language?

    A pox on icons
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    FranMorelandJohns
    Feb 6
    What To Do When Productivity Bloggers Have Got You Down

    What To Do When Productivity Bloggers Have Got You Down

    My Keys to Focus in Writing, Life, and Writing Life While Living
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    Victor Cardenas
    Feb 6
    China’s Spy Balloon Reports: No Signs of Intelligent Life in US

    China’s Spy Balloon Reports: No Signs of Intelligent Life in US

    Excerpts from Chinese Spy Balloon report during journey across US
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    Lora Covrett
    Feb 6
    Breaking Report; Your Mom Wants to Know What You Thought of Lizzo’s Grammy Win

    Breaking Report; Your Mom Wants to Know What You Thought of Lizzo’s Grammy Win

    Saying it had been a while since she and your Father had watched any type of award show together, a new report released just now found that…
    Go to the profile of Mark J. Shady
    Mark J. Shady
    Feb 6
    Languages Languages (Regional Languages)

    Languages Languages (Regional Languages)

    “Ay up”
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    Fatchecker
    Feb 6
    Chinese Spy Balloon 2.0 — What They’ll Do Next Time

    Chinese Spy Balloon 2.0 — What They’ll Do Next Time

    If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again
    Go to the profile of Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
    Feb 5
    “Sex” for Seniors

    “Sex” for Seniors

    Perhaps you’ve reached a stage or age where traditional sexual intercourse is no longer part of your life with your partner. I’m not…
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    Pat Romito LaPointe
    Feb 5
    Next Month, I Will Have 10,000 Followers

    Next Month, I Will Have 10,000 Followers

    Obviously
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    Captain Obvious
    Feb 5
    Nick to the Point of Rudeness

    Nick to the Point of Rudeness

    A master of the sudden, the unexpected, and the rush for the exits
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    Mike Hickman
    Feb 5
    What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold

    What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold

    More great health and wellness tips from Christine!
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    Christine Stevens
    Feb 5
    Resume Enhancement for the Uninitiated

    Resume Enhancement for the Uninitiated

    Let me help you smooth over the rough edges in your resume.
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    Larrylambert
    Feb 5
    What does Medium and Unadulterated LAZINESS have in Common?

    What does Medium and Unadulterated LAZINESS have in Common?

    Not to worry, the answer’s right upfront
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    Feb 5
    The Strange Case of Joan of Arc and Greta Thunberg

    The Strange Case of Joan of Arc and Greta Thunberg

    The Strange Case of Joan of Arc and Greta Thunberg
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    Joe Camerota
    Feb 4
    A Question of Image

    A Question of Image

    In a Faulty Razor
    Go to the profile of Nat Mirotta
    Nat Mirotta
    Feb 4
    Publishing Pieces on a Few Medium Sites Only

    Publishing Pieces on a Few Medium Sites Only

    And why you should too!
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    Feb 4
    Trump Denies Launching Giant Maga Balloon

    Trump Denies Launching Giant Maga Balloon

    The White House is keeping “all options on the table”
    Go to the profile of Bebe Nicholson
    Bebe Nicholson
    Feb 4
    The Untuck Rule

    The Untuck Rule

    No, it’s not about football. It's about efficiency.
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    Jill Ebstein
    Feb 4
    Oh, What a Relief It Was!

    Oh, What a Relief It Was!

    Miscommunication
    Go to the profile of Pat Romito LaPointe
    Pat Romito LaPointe
    Feb 4
    How Many Strikes Does the Blind Medium Homeplate Umpire Give the Batter-up?

    How Many Strikes Does the Blind Medium Homeplate Umpire Give the Batter-up?

    Back to the basics of our lives and typing
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    Terry Trueman
    Feb 4
    Celebs That Many Of Your Favorite Super-foods Love

    Celebs That Many Of Your Favorite Super-foods Love

    I’ve seen a lot of articles about celebrities and which super-foods they love. But nobody ever writes about which celebrities super-foods…
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Feb 4
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