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A Letter to Our Fans from the Commissioner of Baseball & His Billionaire Owners
A Letter to Our Fans from the Commissioner of Baseball & His Billionaire Owners
Greetings Baseball Consumers –
Rich Taylor
Feb 6
Hey Philadelphia, Grease Those Poles! Pt. 2
Hey Philadelphia, Grease Those Poles! Pt. 2
This week is basically a week-long version of Christmas Eve
Jared Bouchard
Feb 6
Mom Always Said:” Beggars Can’t Be Choosy.”
Mom Always Said:” Beggars Can’t Be Choosy.”
Gee, thanks, Mom
Pat Romito LaPointe
Feb 6
Wearing Underwear Wrong
Wearing Underwear Wrong
A Life Lesson
thekempster
Feb 6
So, The A/B Test Results Are In — Medium Readers Still Prefer Pretty Clickbait Images to Deep…
So, The A/B Test Results Are In — Medium Readers Still Prefer Pretty Clickbait Images to Deep…
There is no substitute for sexy stupidity (Unless you add a lotta Vodka)
Terry Trueman
Feb 6
An Ovum Poem…
An Ovum Poem…
Inflation and avian flu?
Andrew Scott
Feb 6
How To Embarrass Your Children For Fun And Profit
How To Embarrass Your Children For Fun And Profit
How To Chagrin and Bear It
David Volk
Feb 6
A Warning To Erotica Readers
A Warning To Erotica Readers
Read this. It could save your dignity.
Smillew Rahcuef
Feb 6
History Lessons From Your Clueless Substitute Teacher — Henry VIII
History Lessons From Your Clueless Substitute Teacher — Henry VIII
“Today class…we are going to find my car keys!”
Adam Robinson
Feb 6
Would you Date a Zombie ?
Would you Date a Zombie ?
To Love and to Hold… Even if They’re Undead
Sannan A.
Feb 6
Can’t My Printer Speak My Language?
Can’t My Printer Speak My Language?
A pox on icons
FranMorelandJohns
Feb 6
What To Do When Productivity Bloggers Have Got You Down
What To Do When Productivity Bloggers Have Got You Down
My Keys to Focus in Writing, Life, and Writing Life While Living
Victor Cardenas
Feb 6
China’s Spy Balloon Reports: No Signs of Intelligent Life in US
China’s Spy Balloon Reports: No Signs of Intelligent Life in US
Excerpts from Chinese Spy Balloon report during journey across US
Lora Covrett
Feb 6
Breaking Report; Your Mom Wants to Know What You Thought of Lizzo’s Grammy Win
Breaking Report; Your Mom Wants to Know What You Thought of Lizzo’s Grammy Win
Saying it had been a while since she and your Father had watched any type of award show together, a new report released just now found that…
Mark J. Shady
Feb 6
Languages Languages (Regional Languages)
Languages Languages (Regional Languages)
“Ay up”
Fatchecker
Feb 6
Chinese Spy Balloon 2.0 — What They’ll Do Next Time
Chinese Spy Balloon 2.0 — What They’ll Do Next Time
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Feb 5
“Sex” for Seniors
“Sex” for Seniors
Perhaps you’ve reached a stage or age where traditional sexual intercourse is no longer part of your life with your partner. I’m not…
Pat Romito LaPointe
Feb 5
Next Month, I Will Have 10,000 Followers
Next Month, I Will Have 10,000 Followers
Obviously
Captain Obvious
Feb 5
Nick to the Point of Rudeness
Nick to the Point of Rudeness
A master of the sudden, the unexpected, and the rush for the exits
Mike Hickman
Feb 5
What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold
What You Should Really Do If You Feel Like You’re Getting A Cold
More great health and wellness tips from Christine!
Christine Stevens
Feb 5
Resume Enhancement for the Uninitiated
Resume Enhancement for the Uninitiated
Let me help you smooth over the rough edges in your resume.
Larrylambert
Feb 5
What does Medium and Unadulterated LAZINESS have in Common?
What does Medium and Unadulterated LAZINESS have in Common?
Not to worry, the answer’s right upfront
Terry Trueman
Feb 5
The Strange Case of Joan of Arc and Greta Thunberg
The Strange Case of Joan of Arc and Greta Thunberg
The Strange Case of Joan of Arc and Greta Thunberg
Joe Camerota
Feb 4
A Question of Image
A Question of Image
In a Faulty Razor
Nat Mirotta
Feb 4
Publishing Pieces on a Few Medium Sites Only
Publishing Pieces on a Few Medium Sites Only
And why you should too!
Terry Trueman
Feb 4
Trump Denies Launching Giant Maga Balloon
Trump Denies Launching Giant Maga Balloon
The White House is keeping “all options on the table”
Bebe Nicholson
Feb 4
The Untuck Rule
The Untuck Rule
No, it’s not about football. It's about efficiency.
Jill Ebstein
Feb 4
Oh, What a Relief It Was!
Oh, What a Relief It Was!
Miscommunication
Pat Romito LaPointe
Feb 4
How Many Strikes Does the Blind Medium Homeplate Umpire Give the Batter-up?
How Many Strikes Does the Blind Medium Homeplate Umpire Give the Batter-up?
Back to the basics of our lives and typing
Terry Trueman
Feb 4
Celebs That Many Of Your Favorite Super-foods Love
Celebs That Many Of Your Favorite Super-foods Love
I’ve seen a lot of articles about celebrities and which super-foods they love. But nobody ever writes about which celebrities super-foods…
Christine Stevens
Feb 4
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