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In Case You Missed It — Marcel Marceau Fans Celebrate Big Birthday
In Case You Missed It — Marcel Marceau Fans Celebrate Big Birthday
Mime Reaches Century Mark
David Volk
Mar 22
Fox Host Jesse Watters Claims ‘No Proof Trump Slept with Stormy — There’s No Baby’
Fox Host Jesse Watters Claims ‘No Proof Trump Slept with Stormy — There’s No Baby’
Well, it could’ve been worse. He could’ve blamed the stork.
Johnny Robish
Mar 22
Is This A Low-Key Breakup Or Does He Really “Just Need A Little Space?”
Is This A Low-Key Breakup Or Does He Really “Just Need A Little Space?”
Examine his last three texts closely for 72 straight hours then take this quiz
Christine Stevens
Mar 22
No Longer a Jock Sniffer
No Longer a Jock Sniffer
In Philadelphia the most prominent celebrities are, by far, the athletes. It’s a city that has a reverence for sports and the men and women…
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 22
Scientists: Maybe Animism Wasn’t So “Primitive” After All
Scientists: Maybe Animism Wasn’t So “Primitive” After All
What if the reason you’re unhappy is that you’ve been ignoring the spirits in the trees?
Clem Samson
Mar 22
How I Write 10,000 Words A Day — With Little Effort
How I Write 10,000 Words A Day — With Little Effort
Follow in my footsteps if you want to be a successful writer
Robin Banks
Mar 22
Trump Pushing New Home Security System
Trump Pushing New Home Security System
They’re coming after you — Let me stand in their way
Speaking Fiction To Power
Mar 22
The “Prostate” Stage of Life
The “Prostate” Stage of Life
We stood next to the public bathroom facing each other on a sunny yet cool spring day. We were too older men looking sharp in our cycling…
thekempster
Mar 22
Grasshoppers on the Menu? Count Me In.
Grasshoppers on the Menu? Count Me In.
Trigger warning. Some of you might find this subject a bit hard to swallow.
Lynda Pinto-Torres
Mar 22
A dude issues a warning about gender neutral restrooms
A dude issues a warning about gender neutral restrooms
I gazed around the enclosure, wondering how such a small space could be the source of bullying, harassment, and a political maelstrom that…
Greg Schwem
Mar 22
Who’s Going To Be The Next President— How About No One!
Who’s Going To Be The Next President— How About No One!
How we can change history by having nobody as president
Philip Ogley
Mar 22
5 New Idioms
5 New Idioms
The Old Ones Are Sooooo Boring
James Noblewolf
Mar 22
Boris Johnson And Other Downing Street Stories
Boris Johnson And Other Downing Street Stories
Today, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson, a man so posh that he literally don’t give a fuck, will appear in…
Fatchecker
Mar 22
Ultimate guide on how to ace your exam
Ultimate guide on how to ace your exam
Know from the expert writing this guide on the night of his exam.
Uzair Haider
Mar 21
Did Trump Launder Money From a Putin Partner?
Did Trump Launder Money From a Putin Partner?
Was Truth Social loaned oligarch cash?
Christopher Holdroyd
Mar 21
Top Reasons Trump’s Lawyers Agree To Represent Him
Top Reasons Trump’s Lawyers Agree To Represent Him
Is This The New Form Of Ambulance Chasing?
David Volk
Mar 21
Transcript of General Zod’s Address to Humanity : March 22, 2023
Transcript of General Zod’s Address to Humanity : March 22, 2023
I give you your liberty — but it’s nothing personal.
Mike Noble
Mar 21
Each Day Of The Week Is A Person In My Head
Each Day Of The Week Is A Person In My Head
Monday To Sunday
Raza Javed
Mar 21
I Yelled at Inanimate Objects for One Week
I Yelled at Inanimate Objects for One Week
Here’s What It Taught Me about Genghis Khan
Sarah Totton
Mar 21
It Ain’t Easy Being Cheesy: Confessions of a Mediocre Writer
It Ain’t Easy Being Cheesy: Confessions of a Mediocre Writer
Is it ok to just be ok
JoAnn Ryan
Mar 21
I Befriended and Trained the Rodents in My Walls
I Befriended and Trained the Rodents in My Walls
They’re Surprisingly Good Conversationalists
James Noblewolf
Mar 21
How I Lost A Million Dollars In 30 Days
How I Lost A Million Dollars In 30 Days
A cautionary tale about losing money in the stock market
Robin Banks
Mar 21
How I Found My Virginity
How I Found My Virginity
A man’s journey from lost to found
Francis Lee
Mar 21
10 Ways Murdoch Seduced 5th Wife
10 Ways Murdoch Seduced 5th Wife
At 92, you have to raise your charm offensive game
Carlo Zeno
Mar 20
This Is Why You’re Seeing That Annoying Burger King Commercial
This Is Why You’re Seeing That Annoying Burger King Commercial
You can’t get it out of your head
Jared Bouchard
Mar 20
Do Men Always Want Sex?
Do Men Always Want Sex?
I’m asking for a friend
Gabriel Bertrand
Mar 20
The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS
The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS
Schadenfreude, ghosting, and past-focused rigidity are among her many character flaws
Eleni
Mar 20
A Love Letter to Shania Twain
A Love Letter to Shania Twain
How we almost spent our lives together — if only we’d actually met
Chris Yanda
Mar 20
A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars
A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars
When’s the last time you tweezed? Plucked? Or — saw a doctor
Lori Welch Brown
Mar 20
20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone
20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
Zoë Kuehn
Mar 20
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