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    In Case You Missed It — Marcel Marceau Fans Celebrate Big Birthday

    In Case You Missed It — Marcel Marceau Fans Celebrate Big Birthday

    Mime Reaches Century Mark
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    David Volk
    Mar 22
    Fox Host Jesse Watters Claims ‘No Proof Trump Slept with Stormy — There’s No Baby’

    Fox Host Jesse Watters Claims ‘No Proof Trump Slept with Stormy — There’s No Baby’

    Well, it could’ve been worse. He could’ve blamed the stork.
    Go to the profile of Johnny Robish
    Johnny Robish
    Mar 22
    Is This A Low-Key Breakup Or Does He Really “Just Need A Little Space?”

    Is This A Low-Key Breakup Or Does He Really “Just Need A Little Space?”

    Examine his last three texts closely for 72 straight hours then take this quiz
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Mar 22
    No Longer a Jock Sniffer

    No Longer a Jock Sniffer

    In Philadelphia the most prominent celebrities are, by far, the athletes. It’s a city that has a reverence for sports and the men and women…
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    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Mar 22
    Scientists: Maybe Animism Wasn’t So “Primitive” After All

    Scientists: Maybe Animism Wasn’t So “Primitive” After All

    What if the reason you’re unhappy is that you’ve been ignoring the spirits in the trees?
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    Mar 22
    How I Write 10,000 Words A Day — With Little Effort

    How I Write 10,000 Words A Day — With Little Effort

    Follow in my footsteps if you want to be a successful writer
    Go to the profile of Robin Banks
    Robin Banks
    Mar 22
    Trump Pushing New Home Security System

    Trump Pushing New Home Security System

    They’re coming after you — Let me stand in their way
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    Mar 22
    The “Prostate” Stage of Life

    The “Prostate” Stage of Life

    We stood next to the public bathroom facing each other on a sunny yet cool spring day. We were too older men looking sharp in our cycling…
    Go to the profile of thekempster
    thekempster
    Mar 22
    Grasshoppers on the Menu? Count Me In.

    Grasshoppers on the Menu? Count Me In.

    Trigger warning. Some of you might find this subject a bit hard to swallow.
    Go to the profile of Lynda Pinto-Torres
    Lynda Pinto-Torres
    Mar 22
    A dude issues a warning about gender neutral restrooms

    A dude issues a warning about gender neutral restrooms

    I gazed around the enclosure, wondering how such a small space could be the source of bullying, harassment, and a political maelstrom that…
    Go to the profile of Greg Schwem
    Greg Schwem
    Mar 22
    Who’s Going To Be The Next President— How About No One!

    Who’s Going To Be The Next President— How About No One!

    How we can change history by having nobody as president
    Go to the profile of Philip Ogley
    Philip Ogley
    Mar 22
    5 New Idioms

    5 New Idioms

    The Old Ones Are Sooooo Boring
    Go to the profile of James Noblewolf
    James Noblewolf
    Mar 22
    Boris Johnson And Other Downing Street Stories

    Boris Johnson And Other Downing Street Stories

    Today, the former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson, a man so posh that he literally don’t give a fuck, will appear in…
    Go to the profile of Fatchecker
    Fatchecker
    Mar 22
    Ultimate guide on how to ace your exam

    Ultimate guide on how to ace your exam

    Know from the expert writing this guide on the night of his exam.
    Go to the profile of Uzair Haider
    Uzair Haider
    Mar 21
    Did Trump Launder Money From a Putin Partner?

    Did Trump Launder Money From a Putin Partner?

    Was Truth Social loaned oligarch cash?
    Go to the profile of Christopher Holdroyd
    Christopher Holdroyd
    Mar 21
    Top Reasons Trump’s Lawyers Agree To Represent Him

    Top Reasons Trump’s Lawyers Agree To Represent Him

    Is This The New Form Of Ambulance Chasing?
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Mar 21
    Transcript of General Zod’s Address to Humanity : March 22, 2023

    Transcript of General Zod’s Address to Humanity : March 22, 2023

    I give you your liberty — but it’s nothing personal.
    Go to the profile of Mike Noble
    Mike Noble
    Mar 21
    Each Day Of The Week Is A Person In My Head

    Each Day Of The Week Is A Person In My Head

    Monday To Sunday
    Go to the profile of Raza Javed
    Raza Javed
    Mar 21
    I Yelled at Inanimate Objects for One Week

    I Yelled at Inanimate Objects for One Week

    Here’s What It Taught Me about Genghis Khan
    Go to the profile of Sarah Totton
    Sarah Totton
    Mar 21
    It Ain’t Easy Being Cheesy: Confessions of a Mediocre Writer

    It Ain’t Easy Being Cheesy: Confessions of a Mediocre Writer

    Is it ok to just be ok
    Go to the profile of JoAnn Ryan
    JoAnn Ryan
    Mar 21
    I Befriended and Trained the Rodents in My Walls

    I Befriended and Trained the Rodents in My Walls

    They’re Surprisingly Good Conversationalists
    Go to the profile of James Noblewolf
    James Noblewolf
    Mar 21
    How I Lost A Million Dollars In 30 Days

    How I Lost A Million Dollars In 30 Days

    A cautionary tale about losing money in the stock market
    Go to the profile of Robin Banks
    Robin Banks
    Mar 21
    How I Found My Virginity

    How I Found My Virginity

    A man’s journey from lost to found
    Go to the profile of Francis Lee
    Francis Lee
    Mar 21
    10 Ways Murdoch Seduced 5th Wife

    10 Ways Murdoch Seduced 5th Wife

    At 92, you have to raise your charm offensive game
    Go to the profile of Carlo Zeno
    Carlo Zeno
    Mar 20
    This Is Why You’re Seeing That Annoying Burger King Commercial

    This Is Why You’re Seeing That Annoying Burger King Commercial

    You can’t get it out of your head
    Go to the profile of Jared Bouchard
    Jared Bouchard
    Mar 20
    Do Men Always Want Sex?

    Do Men Always Want Sex?

    I’m asking for a friend
    Go to the profile of Gabriel Bertrand
    Gabriel Bertrand
    Mar 20
    The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS

    The Many Layers of Siri: A Critique and Celebration of my Complex Relationship with GPS

    Schadenfreude, ghosting, and past-focused rigidity are among her many character flaws
    Go to the profile of Eleni
    Eleni
    Mar 20
    A Love Letter to Shania Twain

    A Love Letter to Shania Twain

    How we almost spent our lives together — if only we’d actually met
    Go to the profile of Chris Yanda
    Chris Yanda
    Mar 20
    A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars

    A Real Fear for Venus is a Double Standard from Mars

    When’s the last time you tweezed? Plucked? Or — saw a doctor
    Go to the profile of Lori Welch Brown
    Lori Welch Brown
    Mar 20
    20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone

    20 Excuses For Not Hanging Out With Someone

    Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
    Go to the profile of Zoë Kuehn
    Zoë Kuehn
    Mar 20
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