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A Five-Year-Old Rapper Attends Kindergarten
A Five-Year-Old Rapper Attends Kindergarten
Timmy’s problematic gangsta attitude and language
John Mawdsley
Nov 26
Just What — Exactly — Went On At Trump’s Dinner With White Supremacists?
Just What — Exactly — Went On At Trump’s Dinner With White Supremacists?
Well, they didn’t break matzah — that’s for sure
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 26
Scientists: We Are All Broken And Must Heal Each Other
Scientists: We Are All Broken And Must Heal Each Other
Imago therapy has it right
Clem Samson
Nov 26
I have no reason to love you.
I have no reason to love you.
Love gives the light, hate gives the night.
MrAdriel Singh
Nov 26
Lily Is My Bestfriend.
Lily Is My Bestfriend.
People are temporary, but memories are permanent until your last breath
MrAdriel Singh
Nov 26
The Origin Story — on Coke
The Origin Story — on Coke
Mommy, why are you purple?
Michael J Corey
Nov 26
Dear Santa, with love from Mother Nature
Dear Santa, with love from Mother Nature
A business proposal to save winter
Suzanne Johnson
Nov 26
Have you Turned your Heating on Yet?
Have you Turned your Heating on Yet?
How to be genuinely British
Jane Lynch
Nov 26
Trump Dines with Virulent Antisemites Nick Fuentes and Kanye West
Trump Dines with Virulent Antisemites Nick Fuentes and Kanye West
The adventures of TweedleYe and TweedleDon
Johnny Robish
Nov 26
Making Omelettes For Women Should Be Illegal
Making Omelettes For Women Should Be Illegal
It removes consent — what woman can resist a man who successfully flips an egg?
Christine Stevens
Nov 25
The Key
The Key
“I like to work with my hands, but don’t like getting my fingernails dirty.” — Recruitment ad for Control Data Corporation, 1970.
John K Adams
Nov 25
My Camper Would Double as my Worst Nightmare
I am currently aboard a cruise ship, steaming toward the Eastern Caribbean and flocked with people who, like me, feel a vacation should…
Greg Schwem
Nov 25
The Best Things In The World
The Best Things In The World
These Are The Things That Keep Me Going…
David Volk
Nov 25
It’s Black Friday, so of Course All the Best Stuff Is Trending on TWITTER … Hooters, Cocaine, Long…
It’s Black Friday, so of Course All the Best Stuff Is Trending on TWITTER … Hooters, Cocaine, Long…
So much to be thankful for, and probably on sale somewhere
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)
Nov 25
The Michelin Guide — 2069 Edition
The Michelin Guide — 2069 Edition
On beyond sustainability
David Martin
Nov 25
I Am Selling NFTs of My Clitoris (For Black Friday)
I Am Selling NFTs of My Clitoris (For Black Friday)
Erogenous deals inside
Honorata Onanisma
Nov 25
Thanks To Everyone Who Helped Chase The Young People Off of Facebook
Thanks To Everyone Who Helped Chase The Young People Off of Facebook
What the hell is “Meta” anyway?
Patrick Metzger
Nov 25
The Time I Dropped a Class on the Byzantine Empire Because of My Strange Professor
The Time I Dropped a Class on the Byzantine Empire Because of My Strange Professor
A quick reflection on a weird college experience
Jared Bouchard
Nov 25
Warnock Campaign Planning On Poking Fun At Herschel Walker With New Song-Filled Commercial
Warnock Campaign Planning On Poking Fun At Herschel Walker With New Song-Filled Commercial
This could be hilarious
Speaking Fiction To Power
Nov 25
Josh Lippi
Josh Lippi
#5 The Beatles Interviews
Matt Youth
Nov 24
Trump Lawyer Jenna Ellis Says Club Q Victims are Now Burning in Hell
Trump Lawyer Jenna Ellis Says Club Q Victims are Now Burning in Hell
I suggest she should pass that important information along to a room full of Club Q survivors and relatives of those killed
Johnny Robish
Nov 23
Is It Christmas Yet?
Is It Christmas Yet?
There’s one thing I’ve always thought was sacrosanct — my mother taught my brother and me at a very early age.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Nov 23
The only shopping list that anxiety-ridden grocery store patrons need
The only shopping list that anxiety-ridden grocery store patrons need
Instead of fresh fruit, I need fresh hugs and a support group to get me through the grocery shopping experience.
Samuel Dunsiger
Nov 23
The Joy of Supplements
The Joy of Supplements
Today’s random nutritional advice
FranMorelandJohns
Nov 23
Four Stories You Didn’t Know You Needed Today
Four Stories You Didn’t Know You Needed Today
And one story that’s a complete waste of time!
Oscar Rhea
Nov 23
Freedom Is Not Free
Freedom Is Not Free
Watch the 1420 channel and weep. Russian people do not understand freedom and are NOT willing to sacrifice for it.
Christine Stevens
Nov 23
BOEING BOEING GONE
BOEING BOEING GONE
Was it all worthwhile?
Robert Bush
Nov 23
Do Bananas Exist?
Do Bananas Exist?
A Deep Dive Into Cryptobotany
Sarah Totton
Nov 23
I’m an Eldritch Horror Slumbering Under the Appalachian Mountains
I’m an Eldritch Horror Slumbering Under the Appalachian Mountains
And you’re probably wondering why I haven’t awoken to destroy humanity
Caleb Coy
Nov 22
Gobble This Naughty Ad Right Up!
Gobble This Naughty Ad Right Up!
Another wonderfully wicked Naughty From Neglect Thanksgiving masterpiece
MonalisaSmiled
Nov 22
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