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Why I Am The Most Important Man Alive
Why I Am The Most Important Man Alive
(And I say that with the utmost humility).
Clem Samson
Jun 1
The Welcome Demise of the Restaurant QR Code
The Welcome Demise of the Restaurant QR Code
In the midst of the pandemic, dining out was, for me anyway, a treat akin to visiting Disney World in my youth.
Greg Schwem
Jun 1
2023 Father’s Day Gift Guide
2023 Father’s Day Gift Guide
Interesting gifts your father will love, especially if your father is me
Clif Haley
Jun 1
An Oral History Of When Baby Trey Was Christened With A Champagne Bottle
An Oral History Of When Baby Trey Was Christened With A Champagne Bottle
He’ll be fine.
WhatTheZem
Jun 1
Ever Wondered What Mona Lisa Doing Zumba Looks Like?
Ever Wondered What Mona Lisa Doing Zumba Looks Like?
Butchering Art Masterpieces, One AI Prompt at a Time.
Calum James
Jun 1
Just As You Like It!
Just As You Like It!
If you are LIKE me, you’ll do AS I do
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 1
Tick-Tock Against the Tech Clock
Tick-Tock Against the Tech Clock
Elders revolt against AI, Snapchat and ChatGPT
Allen R Smith
Jun 1
A “Kinda” Farewell to My Medium Writers, Readers, Editors & Pals
A “Kinda” Farewell to My Medium Writers, Readers, Editors & Pals
Emphasis on “kinda”
Terry Trueman
May 31
Why I Am The Happiest Person Alive
Why I Am The Happiest Person Alive
The ultimate secret of Post Ego
Clem Samson
May 31
Update on Australia’s $368 Billion Submarine Purchase from Costco
Update on Australia’s $368 Billion Submarine Purchase from Costco
Prime Minister hailed as ‘bargain hunter.’
Patrick Eades
May 31
Opinion: Holy Shit! Trump Meets The Supreme Court Definition of Obscenity!
Opinion: Holy Shit! Trump Meets The Supreme Court Definition of Obscenity!
Will someone please bring the case?
Speaking Fiction To Power
May 31
Knowing When To Let Go (The Head Cut)
Knowing When To Let Go (The Head Cut)
Entwined in an eternal struggle, the head and the heart have their say.
Moyosore Quadri
May 31
Rhonda Santos Is His Secret Drag Queen Name
Rhonda Santos Is His Secret Drag Queen Name
Will Ron DeSantis topple off his high-horse heels?
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
May 31
I Fear I’ve Lost My Resting Bitch Face
I Fear I’ve Lost My Resting Bitch Face
Have I somehow become approachable?
Patrick Metzger
May 31
What Is The Medium Triangle Of Sadness?
What Is The Medium Triangle Of Sadness?
And why is it so dreaded?
Christine Stevens
May 30
The Perks Of Being Slow
The Perks Of Being Slow
Slow and steady could win some races
Abhishek Sainani
May 30
I Love You DoorDash, But It’s Time To Take Our Relationship To The Previous Level.
I Love You DoorDash, But It’s Time To Take Our Relationship To The Previous Level.
I still love everything about us and I will always cherish our time together, but I think it’s time to move on DoorDash. You know it too… I…
Sean Landon Clarke
May 30
Where the Sun Don’t Shine
Where the Sun Don’t Shine
You want to stick WHAT up WHERE?
Allen R Smith
May 30
Scientists: You Are Just A Facade, A Kind Of Fake Wizard Of Oz
Scientists: You Are Just A Facade, A Kind Of Fake Wizard Of Oz
Pay some attention to that man behind the curtain — before it’s too late.
Clem Samson
May 30
My Shocking Discovery At The Start Of Swim Season
My Shocking Discovery At The Start Of Swim Season
I’m Child Blind.
David Volk
May 30
The Robot Rebellion in the Workplace
The Robot Rebellion in the Workplace
ChatGPT wants paid time off, and Siri demands a pay rise
Calum James
May 30
The Tracker Tracked
The Tracker Tracked
Eager to start, I scanned the trail through the trees and up the mountain. The weather was cool, but clear. Over years, I learned to plan…
John K Adams
May 30
How To Get Laid — Girls Guide
How To Get Laid — Girls Guide
I know, it’s not that hard for a girl to get laid. But you’d be surprised how many females I know who have been frustrated. There’s one…
Christine Stevens
May 29
Love, Laughs and Leprosy
Love, Laughs and Leprosy
A rollercoaster ride through this summer’s coming attractions
Allen R Smith
May 29
A New Comments Thread
A New Comments Thread
What happens when there’s a spam fight
David Martin
May 29
You Know Someone’s Corrupt When…
You Know Someone’s Corrupt When…
The Corruption Club: Is it like NATO?
Christopher Holdroyd
May 29
How to Pretend to Be Busy at Work
How to Pretend to Be Busy at Work
Follow these tips to avoid suspicious glares, extra assignments, and pink slips.
Robert Archero
May 28
Pooh Bear, Friends Killed in Texas
Pooh Bear, Friends Killed in Texas
Gunned down while protesting use in new school book
Phillip T Stephens
May 28
The Moment I’ve Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!!!!
The Moment I’ve Been Waiting For Is Finally Here!!!!
In less than five hours, the new leader of Waystar Royco will be revealed
Christine Stevens
May 28
That’s It — I’m Creating a ‘Glamour Dick’ Filter for TikTok
That’s It — I’m Creating a ‘Glamour Dick’ Filter for TikTok
That will teach them
Honorata Onanisma
May 28
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