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Town Hall For the American Corporate Pig
Town Hall For the American Corporate Pig
Oink, oink my little worker!
Rebecca Silver
Sep 27
Be creative with this article. *Need Commenting*
Be creative with this article. *Need Commenting*
Disclaimer- Open this article only if you want to write.
Nutan Poonia
Sep 27
Scientists: The Human Soul Is A Quaint Superstition
Scientists: The Human Soul Is A Quaint Superstition
Death is the end of the individual and a merging with the Big Kahuna — being itself.
Clem Samson
Sep 26
Ninth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…
Ninth-Year Senior Football Player Josh Adams Attends Freshman Orientation to “Check Out The…
What is a 27-year-old doing playing college football and hitting on wannabe sorority sisters?
Simon Black
Sep 26
Top Fifty Pirate Jokes
Top Fifty Pirate Jokes
Shiver your timbers with these fifty puns o’ fun!
Spyder Darling
Sep 26
Warning: May Cause Cardiac Arrest
Warning: May Cause Cardiac Arrest
Do you really want to read that Echocardiogram Report?
FranMorelandJohns
Sep 26
GOP Congressman in Hot Water Again for Post Blaming Asian Dry Cleaner for “Ruining White Hood and…
GOP Congressman in Hot Water Again for Post Blaming Asian Dry Cleaner for “Ruining White Hood and…
Just hours after deleting a social media post calling Haitian immigrants “thugs” and “slapstick gangsters,” Republican Congressman Clay…
Rich Taylor
Sep 26
A Nervous Barber Puts Me On The Cutting Edge
A Nervous Barber Puts Me On The Cutting Edge
I Navigate Jitters, Clippers and Unexpected Style Twists
David Volk
Sep 26
The Killmore Girls!
The Killmore Girls!
A new streaming sensation coming soon to any service stupid enough to pay for this dumb idea!
Illuminati Ganga Agent 86
Sep 26
Lesser Known Celebrities on Diddy’s Infamous Party List
Lesser Known Celebrities on Diddy’s Infamous Party List
Leonardo, Jay-Z, and Beyonce might be in hot water, but here are a few you haven’t heard about in the headlines.
Joe Bee
Sep 26
The World Is Already At War
The World Is Already At War
It’s 1939 all over again — complete with the denial.
Clem Samson
Sep 25
Seven Things I Hate About Being Hot
Seven Things I Hate About Being Hot
“What a pity to be pretty.”
Christine Stevens
Sep 25
Scientists: You Will Have No Memories After You Die
Scientists: You Will Have No Memories After You Die
Even if there is an “immortal soul”, its amnesia will be far more severe than an Alzheimer’s patient’s
Clem Samson
Sep 25
Top Rotten Tomato Critics Review Popular TikToks
Top Rotten Tomato Critics Review Popular TikToks
You’re going to want to see this
Tyagarajan Sundaresan
Sep 25
The Holiday Plague
The Holiday Plague
I come to bury the overseas holiday, not to praise it. Henceforth, our passports will be used strictly for business purposes and our…
Tom Joyce
Sep 25
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 129
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 129
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 25
Show Me State Shows How They Can Kill A Black Man For The Sake Of It
Show Me State Shows How They Can Kill A Black Man For The Sake Of It
Missouri Republicans & Conservative Supreme Court shrug their pro-life stance away for executions.
Dan Dore
Sep 25
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness And I’m Not Kidding
Scientists: The Secret To Happiness And I’m Not Kidding
This key insight makes a life of extreme joy not just possible but inevitable
Clem Samson
Sep 24
In Defense Of Scrolling
In Defense Of Scrolling
Stop scrolling and read this!
Paul Maglione
Sep 24
Please Stop Adding My Colonoscopy to the Rango (2011 film) Wiki Page
Please Stop Adding My Colonoscopy to the Rango (2011 film) Wiki Page
Fellow Rangoheads, we need to talk.
r.j. kushner
Sep 24
Getting the Hell Outta India
Getting the Hell Outta India
There must be some kind of way outta here.
Scott Hamilton
Sep 24
Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation
Cigarettes, Wine, and Fire: How to Beat Gymtimidation
Sometimes the most challenging part of our workout isn’t the weights, but the fear of working out in a gym, or “gymtimidation.” That’s why…
Tmobradach
Sep 24
Eagle-Eyed Viewers Claim This Photo From Is Proof Of Time Travel
Eagle-Eyed Viewers Claim This Photo From Is Proof Of Time Travel
Is this that a cellphone in your pants or are you just happy to see me, great grandad?
Christine Stevens
Sep 24
NY Times Correspondent Maggie Haberman Notes Laura Loomer Omitted Needed Fashion Accessory in…
NY Times Correspondent Maggie Haberman Notes Laura Loomer Omitted Needed Fashion Accessory in…
“Actually, she forgot two of them,” comments Haberman
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 24
Are You in Your Early 40s? You’re Basically a Senior Citizen
Are You in Your Early 40s? You’re Basically a Senior Citizen
It’s science
Kristen Stark
Sep 24
I’m Always Busy…But I’m Also Never Busy
I’m Always Busy…But I’m Also Never Busy
A paradox.
Ryan Redmond
Sep 24
Live with your guilty habits
Live with your guilty habits
Because a Little Sin Makes Life Sweeter
Hanna Z
Sep 24
Sure, We Asked for Your Gender
Sure, We Asked for Your Gender
But we don’t believe what you told us
Chris Raymond
Sep 24
What P. Diddy’s Housekeeper Saw!
What P. Diddy’s Housekeeper Saw!
Are dildos dishwasher safe?
Christopher Holdroyd
Sep 24
Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Lets Brainstorm Some Ideas!
Words I despise.
Kyle Wells
Sep 23
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