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“Hey Babe, Ya Wanna Boogie?”
“Hey Babe, Ya Wanna Boogie?”
Having sex with demons in Northern Michigan
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Aug 4
Welcome Liberal Citizens Militia Members To Our First Meeting
Welcome Liberal Citizens Militia Members To Our First Meeting
If the Second Civil War is coming then we need to be prepared
Simon Black
Jul 28
I Have The Answers To Life’s Musical Questions
I Have The Answers To Life’s Musical Questions
And No, I’m Not Going To Pardon You While You Kiss This Guy In A Bathroon On The Right
David Volk
Aug 3
In the Future, Books Won't Be hard
In the Future, Books Won't Be hard
They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love them
Christine Stevens
Aug 3
I’m Not Sorry I Laughed At Your Funeral
I’m Not Sorry I Laughed At Your Funeral
Please tell me afterlife is a bunch of nonsense
Srini
Aug 3
Seeking Perfection and Reaching for Orgasim in Subtle Pastels
Seeking Perfection and Reaching for Orgasim in Subtle Pastels
If you stare at her long enough . . .
Terry Trueman
Aug 2
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Hyperbole Exemplified: Big Letdown
Hyperbole Exemplified: Big Letdown
Wry reflections on my prior writing site: not mentioning names
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 7
Michigan Town Votes to Defund Local Library Over LGBTQ Books
Michigan Town Votes to Defund Local Library Over LGBTQ Books
Close the library before folks start getting any fancy ideas!
Johnny Robish
Aug 6
They Were Best Friends, Then Pen Pals — Until One Day, The Letters Stopped Coming
They Were Best Friends, Then Pen Pals — Until One Day, The Letters Stopped Coming
They discovered email?
Christine Stevens
Aug 6
Problems with Being Empathetic, Ranked
Problems with Being Empathetic, Ranked
I need to get a lot better at killing
Jean Campbell
Aug 6
Infuriating Dating App Hypocrisy
Infuriating Dating App Hypocrisy
Some think they’re entitled to perfection…maybe they are.
Jonathan Morris Schwartz
Aug 6
My Daughter’s Clothes- Piles of Them
My Daughter’s Clothes- Piles of Them
From infancy to adulthood, my daughter’s clothes tell me who she is
Martha Manning, Ph.D.
Aug 6
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