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    “Hey Babe, Ya Wanna Boogie?”

    “Hey Babe, Ya Wanna Boogie?”

    Having sex with demons in Northern Michigan
    Go to the profile of Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
    Aug 4
    Welcome Liberal Citizens Militia Members To Our First Meeting

    Welcome Liberal Citizens Militia Members To Our First Meeting

    If the Second Civil War is coming then we need to be prepared
    Go to the profile of Simon Black
    Simon Black
    Jul 28
    I Have The Answers To Life’s Musical Questions

    I Have The Answers To Life’s Musical Questions

    And No, I’m Not Going To Pardon You While You Kiss This Guy In A Bathroon On The Right
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Aug 3
    In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

    In the Future, Books Won't Be hard

    They will be fun and easy to read and everyone will love them
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Aug 3
    I’m Not Sorry I Laughed At Your Funeral

    I’m Not Sorry I Laughed At Your Funeral

    Please tell me afterlife is a bunch of nonsense
    Go to the profile of Srini
    Srini
    Aug 3
    Seeking Perfection and Reaching for Orgasim in Subtle Pastels

    Seeking Perfection and Reaching for Orgasim in Subtle Pastels

    If you stare at her long enough . . .
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    Aug 2
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    Hyperbole Exemplified: Big Letdown

    Hyperbole Exemplified: Big Letdown

    Wry reflections on my prior writing site: not mentioning names
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Emerald
    Elizabeth Emerald
    Aug 7
    Michigan Town Votes to Defund Local Library Over LGBTQ Books

    Michigan Town Votes to Defund Local Library Over LGBTQ Books

    Close the library before folks start getting any fancy ideas!
    Go to the profile of Johnny Robish
    Johnny Robish
    Aug 6
    They Were Best Friends, Then Pen Pals — Until One Day, The Letters Stopped Coming

    They Were Best Friends, Then Pen Pals — Until One Day, The Letters Stopped Coming

    They discovered email?
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Aug 6
    Problems with Being Empathetic, Ranked

    Problems with Being Empathetic, Ranked

    I need to get a lot better at killing
    Go to the profile of Jean Campbell
    Jean Campbell
    Aug 6
    Infuriating Dating App Hypocrisy

    Infuriating Dating App Hypocrisy

    Some think they’re entitled to perfection…maybe they are.
    Go to the profile of Jonathan Morris Schwartz
    Jonathan Morris Schwartz
    Aug 6
    My Daughter’s Clothes- Piles of Them

    My Daughter’s Clothes- Piles of Them

    From infancy to adulthood, my daughter’s clothes tell me who she is
    Go to the profile of Martha Manning, Ph.D.
    Martha Manning, Ph.D.
    Aug 6
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