The Haven

The power of listening to your willies.

My previous (and only) hangover was in college, but this one’s worse

Christmas this year is cancelled

I took two Xanax and a Malaria pill and I was unconscious the entire time

Whoever thought this was a fun idea?

You Can Run, But . . . Not This Year.

Or how to get a boy’s attention

I think this is progress

And everyone isn’t necessarily happy about it

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

The rise of the sapiosexual and fall of pretty rocks.

FORT MYERS, FL — Area woman and influencer, Cheyenne Cutler had confirmed earlier this week she was extremely disappointed with her most…

And we are fed up. With him.

From the ministry of propaganda of the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea

Many parts are edible

And now you can add the Medium Tote!!

A Satirical Story About “Being Given the Shakedown”

FLORIDA —  With a self-satisfied grin, local man Bill Thompson sent shockwaves throughout social media today by posting that people…

Tabletop games can make your holiday gatherings positively villainous

Even Through the Written Word.

A tale of accidental borrowing and humorous redemption

Florida. Thomas Weller, 47, gave a perfect tour of the Clarkview Historical Village, a carefully designed and nearly perfect replica of an…

For the Drinker in Need of Positive Affirmations

A contest, a poem, and a writing prompt

Like I used to make forty-plus years ago

When in Rome, do as the Romans do is an excellent proverb that is useful anywhere in the world except in Rome. Anyone visiting the Eternal…

Get your mustache wet and tickled with these new offerings!

“To Hell with this place!” the compromised guard yelled

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

A Tale of Possessed Djinn and Heartsore Girl