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Book Titles Adjusted for Inflation

Book Titles Adjusted for Inflation

Harry Potter and the Red Solo Cup of Fire
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Alexis Tai

I Just Turned 37. I’m Not the Average Athlete I Used to Be.

I recently turned 37. Time to face the music. Glory Days, specifically.
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Zach Przystup
Drumpf Bucks Closed for Fraud

Drumpf Bucks Closed for Fraud

MAGullibles furious over lost opportunity to fuck themselves
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Phillip T Stephens
For Sale: One Pair Apple Ski Goggles

For Sale: One Pair Apple Ski Goggles

Never used because they are so stupid and ugly and useless
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Christine Stevens
Hired by My Friend to Confirm Her Worst Fears

Hired by My Friend to Confirm Her Worst Fears

Middle school teacher by day, contract detective by night
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Brian Dickens Barrabee
Christian Flat Earth GOP Official Mad as Hell at Globes and NASA

Christian Flat Earth GOP Official Mad as Hell at Globes and NASA

Why on ‘earth’ would anyone think like that? Well, this is homeschooling’s finest hour.
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Johnny Robish
Which Is Harder, Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend, Or Cancelling An App?

Which Is Harder, Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend, Or Cancelling An App?

I’ve been meaning to break it off with Carlos for a few days now. The writing is on the wall. I’ve been avoiding his calls. Leaving his…
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Christine Stevens
I Once Answered a Question on Quora — And Got it Wrong

I Once Answered a Question on Quora — And Got it Wrong

How stupid can one man be?
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Philip Ogley
I Reviewed 10 AI Tools, and They’re All Shit

I Reviewed 10 AI Tools, and They’re All Shit

With ratings inside — obviously
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Captain Obvious
What Is Spinning Around in My Head

What Is Spinning Around in My Head

“The voice inside my head says” — A Challenge
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Douglas Lim
Nicknames You Wouldn’t Want to be Tagged With

Nicknames You Wouldn’t Want to be Tagged With

Open Fly  Shootee Mr. Snivelmore The Last Resort The Sudden Pall Jetsam Poindexter Dorknerd The Lead Standard Captain Extraneous…
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R.D. Ronstad

Things To Hope For This Summer

Hot Indictment Summer
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David Volk
How to Fill Your Summer with Fun Activities and Not Just Watch TV in Front of a Fan

How to Fill Your Summer with Fun Activities and Not Just Watch TV in Front of a Fan

1.Choose activities. Remember those summer Pinterest boards you made during the winter months to cope with your seasonal depression? It’s…
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Zoe Franz
What to Expect When You’re Expecting

What to Expect When You’re Expecting

The male edition
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David Martin
Starbucks Barista Breaks Down Your Personality Based On Your Coffee Order

Starbucks Barista Breaks Down Your Personality Based On Your Coffee Order

What type are you?
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Ashley de Leon Lopez
Unearthing Classified Docs

Unearthing Classified Docs

Buried at Bedminster?
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Christopher Holdroyd
Song Of The Summer

Song Of The Summer

From May to September, it’s the song you’ll remember!
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Spyder Darling
I Am a Flute Player on an Adults-Only Cruise Ship

I Am a Flute Player on an Adults-Only Cruise Ship

I blow a lot, but it’s not all rosy on deck
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Honorata Onanisma
A Note of Encouragement from the University’s Board of Regents on Your Current Sex Scandal

A Note of Encouragement from the University’s Board of Regents on Your Current Sex Scandal

Whatever you do, don’t resign.
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Matthew Thiele
How Writing a Novel Helped Me Get as Much Exercise as Running a Marathon

How Writing a Novel Helped Me Get as Much Exercise as Running a Marathon

If done properly, writing is a great way to get those needed steps
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Don Simkovich, MA
Holy Cow, it’s Bobblehead Day!

Holy Cow, it’s Bobblehead Day!

More than a booby prize
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Mark Tulin
wish i didn’t know

wish i didn’t know

a poem
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laksh
How to Be Ridiculously Likeable — Just Like Me

How to Be Ridiculously Likeable — Just Like Me

It’s simple, stop using these ugly words and phrases
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Malky McEwan
Tweety’s Techie Tidbits

Tweety’s Techie Tidbits

Apple’s Unveiling of the Mithed Weawity Mawvel
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Allen R Smith
Women Never Use This Word

Women Never Use This Word

It’s just not the way we perceive the world
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Christine Stevens
Mothers Of Inventions (The Shequel)

Mothers Of Inventions (The Shequel)

It has been said….
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Fatchecker
Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences

Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences

Sorry, not sorry.
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Clem Samson
7 Things My Partner Does That Annoys Me to the Moon and Back

7 Things My Partner Does That Annoys Me to the Moon and Back

When life inspires art
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Debdutta Pal
Make No Mistake About It — Chris Christie Is Ready To Rumble

Make No Mistake About It — Chris Christie Is Ready To Rumble

In this corner . . .
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Speaking Fiction To Power
The Ultimate Ten Question Movie Quiz

The Ultimate Ten Question Movie Quiz

Discover Your True Level of Movie Expertise
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Larry Lasday
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