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AI Can Now Distinguish between a Bad Mood and Resting Bitch Face
AI Can Now Distinguish between a Bad Mood and Resting Bitch Face
Could this be the new early warning system the world needs or something more sinister?
Desmond Penny
Apr 1
Brezhnev Jokes
Brezhnev Jokes
I bet you didn’t know that Leonid Brezhnev was such a funny guy
Glenn M Stewart
Apr 1
Insufferable White Woman To Perform Kambo Ceremony
Insufferable White Woman To Perform Kambo Ceremony
What could go wrong?
Joe Bee
Mar 31
Naked, Nekkid, or Nude?
Naked, Nekkid, or Nude?
Is there a difference? . . . damn right there is
Deborah Camp
Mar 31
Jesus Announces ‘Last Call’ For Anyone Wanting A Resurrection
Jesus Announces ‘Last Call’ For Anyone Wanting A Resurrection
‘After today, I can’t promise a way out of this hellhole, so it’s now or never, folks,’ proclaimed the Savior at an Easter brunch
Allan Ishac
Mar 31
Trump Bible’s Big Changes
Trump Bible’s Big Changes
10 Commandments Become Suggestions And More.
David Volk
Mar 30
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Satisfaction Guaranteed
The future of human-robot nuptials
David Martin
Mar 30
Fanning the Flames of Paranoia
Fanning the Flames of Paranoia
Having a blast in Bangalore is not all its cracked up to be.
Scott Hamilton
Mar 30
Kanye Changed His Name to Ye. Should I Change Mine From Mike to Ke?
Kanye Changed His Name to Ye. Should I Change Mine From Mike to Ke?
Just think of the benefits!
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Mar 30
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Three
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Three
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Mar 30
Is It Hard Being an Incredibly Good-Looking Man?
Is It Hard Being an Incredibly Good-Looking Man?
I’m not what you would call conventionally handsome, but with enough makeup, I can have my fair share of success at parties. My friend…
Smillew Rahcuef
Mar 30
Getting Outside
Getting Outside
Wednesday in the park with Jessica and Michael
Spyder Darling
Mar 30
Yes, My Name Is Wet Willie. Please stop.
Yes, My Name Is Wet Willie. Please stop.
Put your fingers away!
Ryan Eland
Mar 30
Bad Things I Learned From My Cousin
Bad Things I Learned From My Cousin
He was a year older but 10 years more sophisticated.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 29
Are You a Hobbit, or a Middle-Aged Woman Questing After Comfy Pants?
Are You a Hobbit, or a Middle-Aged Woman Questing After Comfy Pants?
The reward is invisibility. The punishment is invisibility.
Jean Campbell
Mar 29
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Two
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Two
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Mar 29
Let Me Entertain You -More Great Jokes
Let Me Entertain You -More Great Jokes
A few of my favorite jokes
Glenn M Stewart
Mar 29
I Dumped Him Because He Ate A Hawaiian Pizza
I Dumped Him Because He Ate A Hawaiian Pizza
I should have seen the signs
Honorata Onanisma
Mar 28
Scientists: We’re on the Road to Nowhere
Scientists: We’re on the Road to Nowhere
And science is NOT the solution — in fact, it’s the problem!
Clem Samson
Mar 28
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-One
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-One
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Mar 28
My Bible And Hitler Speeches
My Bible And Hitler Speeches
Well paired if that Bible is Trump-endorsed
Christopher Holdroyd
Mar 28
I Guess There’s No Hope For Me
I Guess There’s No Hope For Me
I Just Can’t Help Myself
David Volk
Mar 28
you thought wrong.
you thought wrong.
two thousand and twenty four, act II
Jesse Ya Diul
Mar 28
The Last Supper: The First Secret Foodie Club
The Last Supper: The First Secret Foodie Club
When holy bread met holy grail, and fish was more than just a tale.
Nathan Chen
Mar 28
Are You As Turned On As I Am?
Are You As Turned On As I Am?
What people don’t know about angry sex.
Robert Cormack
Mar 28
Drumpf Recoups Bond Costs With Bible
Drumpf Recoups Bond Costs With Bible
Bible for Americans touts American Jesus and “Gospel of Drumpf”
Phillip T Stephens
Mar 27
12-year-old Boy Genius Graduates from High School, College, and Graduate School, AND Retires and…
12-year-old Boy Genius Graduates from High School, College, and Graduate School, AND Retires and…
Mike Shimmer of Salsbury, South Carolina, graduated from high school, acquired his bachelor’s and master’s degrees, retired from his job at…
Christine Stevens
Mar 27
Hares and Heresy on the Bunny Trail
Hares and Heresy on the Bunny Trail
Have your Peeps call my Peeps about these hopped-up claims
Robert E. Saunders
Mar 26
Can I Trust Burger King With My Heart?
Can I Trust Burger King With My Heart?
What it’s like to be in an adult relationship with a fast food restaurant
Eric Filipkowski
Mar 26
Top New Nicknames For Trump
Top New Nicknames For Trump
Just Because He Skated Doesn’t Mean He’s Not Poor
David Volk
Mar 26
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