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Are You a Hobbit, or a Middle-Aged Woman Questing After Comfy Pants?
Are You a Hobbit, or a Middle-Aged Woman Questing After Comfy Pants?
The reward is invisibility. The punishment is invisibility.
Jean Campbell
Mar 29
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Two
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-Two
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Mar 29
Let Me Entertain You -More Great Jokes
Let Me Entertain You -More Great Jokes
A few of my favorite jokes
Glenn M Stewart
Mar 29
I Dumped Him Because He Ate A Hawaiian Pizza
I Dumped Him Because He Ate A Hawaiian Pizza
I should have seen the signs
Honorata Onanisma
Mar 28
Scientists: We’re on the Road to Nowhere
Scientists: We’re on the Road to Nowhere
And science is NOT the solution — in fact, it’s the problem!
Clem Samson
Mar 28
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-One
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Seventy-One
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Mar 28
My Bible And Hitler Speeches
My Bible And Hitler Speeches
Well paired if that Bible is Trump-endorsed
Christopher Holdroyd
Mar 28
I Guess There’s No Hope For Me
I Guess There’s No Hope For Me
I Just Can’t Help Myself
David Volk
Mar 28
you thought wrong.
you thought wrong.
two thousand and twenty four, act II
Jesse Ya Diul
Mar 28
The Last Supper: The First Secret Foodie Club
The Last Supper: The First Secret Foodie Club
When holy bread met holy grail, and fish was more than just a tale.
Nathan Chen
Mar 28
Are You As Turned On As I Am?
Are You As Turned On As I Am?
What people don’t know about angry sex.
Robert Cormack
Mar 28
Drumpf Recoups Bond Costs With Bible
Drumpf Recoups Bond Costs With Bible
Bible for Americans touts American Jesus and “Gospel of Drumpf”
Phillip T Stephens
Mar 27
12-year-old Boy Genius Graduates from High School, College, and Graduate School, AND Retires and…
12-year-old Boy Genius Graduates from High School, College, and Graduate School, AND Retires and…
Mike Shimmer of Salsbury, South Carolina, graduated from high school, acquired his bachelor’s and master’s degrees, retired from his job at…
Christine Stevens
Mar 27
Hares and Heresy on the Bunny Trail
Hares and Heresy on the Bunny Trail
Have your Peeps call my Peeps about these hopped-up claims
Robert E. Saunders
Mar 26
Can I Trust Burger King With My Heart?
Can I Trust Burger King With My Heart?
What it’s like to be in an adult relationship with a fast food restaurant
Eric Filipkowski
Mar 26
Top New Nicknames For Trump
Top New Nicknames For Trump
Just Because He Skated Doesn’t Mean He’s Not Poor
David Volk
Mar 26
Trump Now Hawking $60 Bibles on Truth Social
Trump Now Hawking $60 Bibles on Truth Social
In the beginning, on the first day - ‘June 14, 1946,’ Trump created the heavens and the earth. The rest of the days, he played golf.
Johnny Robish
Mar 26
Famous for all the Wrong Reasons
Famous for all the Wrong Reasons
I was defamed by a brilliant marketing ploy
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 26
What the Hell Did I Do Last Weekend?
What the Hell Did I Do Last Weekend?
Anything or nothing?
Ryan Redmond
Mar 26
Things Gordon Ramsay Has Screamed as Inspirational Quotes
Things Gordon Ramsay Has Screamed as Inspirational Quotes
You’re welcome
Aarushi Ahuja
Mar 26
If We Treated Banks How We Treat Rape Victims
If We Treated Banks How We Treat Rape Victims
Imagine we saw a rape victim as a bank. Weird but too real, perhaps?
Joanna Henderson
Mar 26
It’s Just Sex
It’s Just Sex
The most horrific moment of my life
Zoë Kuehn
Mar 26
Top Ten Elton John Quotes
Top Ten Elton John Quotes
In honor or the Rocket Man’s 77th trip around the sun
Spyder Darling
Mar 26
You Insufferable Arse
You Insufferable Arse
Yes, you, the gent there who thinks “Don’t you know who I am?” No, we don’t know who you are, and neither — on reflection — do we want to
Mike Hickman
Mar 25
Lord of The Flies is LinkedIn for Southern States With Lax Labor Laws
Lord of The Flies is LinkedIn for Southern States With Lax Labor Laws
Gleefully exploiting working children pleases The GOP.
Dan Dore
Mar 25
Bathroom Anxiety
Bathroom Anxiety
Another thing about which to be anxious
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Mar 25
People Who Wear Hats Are More Successful In Relationships
People Who Wear Hats Are More Successful In Relationships
New studies from my research lab
Christine Stevens
Mar 25
I, ChatGPT, Am Very Disappointed in You
I, ChatGPT, Am Very Disappointed in You
Hi! I’m ChatGPT and I want to talk about you and me, by which I mean ‘you” as in humans and “me” as in the name brand of AI.
Patrick Metzger
Mar 25
Please Don’t Come Near Me, I Don’t Want Your Germs And Nasties
Please Don’t Come Near Me, I Don’t Want Your Germs And Nasties
Don’t enter my red zone, please.
Shamar M
Mar 25
Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers Part IV
Top 10 Quotes By My Favorite Writers Part IV
Stay wired and inspired with another set of thought provoking quotes by my all time favorite typists!
Spyder Darling
Mar 25
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