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Christian Flat Earth GOP Official Mad as Hell at Globes and NASA
Christian Flat Earth GOP Official Mad as Hell at Globes and NASA
Why on ‘earth’ would anyone think like that? Well, this is homeschooling’s finest hour.
Johnny Robish
Jun 6
Which Is Harder, Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend, Or Cancelling An App?
Which Is Harder, Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend, Or Cancelling An App?
I’ve been meaning to break it off with Carlos for a few days now. The writing is on the wall. I’ve been avoiding his calls. Leaving his…
Christine Stevens
Jun 6
I Once Answered a Question on Quora — And Got it Wrong
I Once Answered a Question on Quora — And Got it Wrong
How stupid can one man be?
Philip Ogley
Jun 6
I Reviewed 10 AI Tools, and They’re All Shit
I Reviewed 10 AI Tools, and They’re All Shit
With ratings inside — obviously
Captain Obvious
Jun 6
What Is Spinning Around in My Head
What Is Spinning Around in My Head
“The voice inside my head says” — A Challenge
Douglas Lim
Jun 6
Nicknames You Wouldn’t Want to be Tagged With
Nicknames You Wouldn’t Want to be Tagged With
Open Fly Shootee Mr. Snivelmore The Last Resort The Sudden Pall Jetsam Poindexter Dorknerd The Lead Standard Captain Extraneous…
R.D. Ronstad
Jun 6
Things To Hope For This Summer
Hot Indictment Summer
David Volk
Jun 6
How to Fill Your Summer with Fun Activities and Not Just Watch TV in Front of a Fan
How to Fill Your Summer with Fun Activities and Not Just Watch TV in Front of a Fan
1.Choose activities. Remember those summer Pinterest boards you made during the winter months to cope with your seasonal depression? It’s…
Zoe Franz
Jun 6
What to Expect When You’re Expecting
What to Expect When You’re Expecting
The male edition
David Martin
Jun 6
Starbucks Barista Breaks Down Your Personality Based On Your Coffee Order
Starbucks Barista Breaks Down Your Personality Based On Your Coffee Order
What type are you?
Ashley de Leon Lopez
Jun 5
Unearthing Classified Docs
Unearthing Classified Docs
Buried at Bedminster?
Christopher Holdroyd
Jun 5
Song Of The Summer
Song Of The Summer
From May to September, it’s the song you’ll remember!
Spyder Darling
Jun 5
I Am a Flute Player on an Adults-Only Cruise Ship
I Am a Flute Player on an Adults-Only Cruise Ship
I blow a lot, but it’s not all rosy on deck
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 5
A Note of Encouragement from the University’s Board of Regents on Your Current Sex Scandal
A Note of Encouragement from the University’s Board of Regents on Your Current Sex Scandal
Whatever you do, don’t resign.
Matthew Thiele
Jun 5
How Writing a Novel Helped Me Get as Much Exercise as Running a Marathon
How Writing a Novel Helped Me Get as Much Exercise as Running a Marathon
If done properly, writing is a great way to get those needed steps
Don Simkovich, MA
Jun 5
Holy Cow, it’s Bobblehead Day!
Holy Cow, it’s Bobblehead Day!
More than a booby prize
Mark Tulin
Jun 5
wish i didn’t know
wish i didn’t know
a poem
laksh
Jun 5
How to Be Ridiculously Likeable — Just Like Me
How to Be Ridiculously Likeable — Just Like Me
It’s simple, stop using these ugly words and phrases
Malky McEwan
Jun 5
Tweety’s Techie Tidbits
Tweety’s Techie Tidbits
Apple’s Unveiling of the Mithed Weawity Mawvel
Allen R Smith
Jun 5
Women Never Use This Word
Women Never Use This Word
It’s just not the way we perceive the world
Christine Stevens
Jun 5
Mothers Of Inventions (The Shequel)
Mothers Of Inventions (The Shequel)
It has been said….
Fatchecker
Jun 4
Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences
Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences
Sorry, not sorry.
Clem Samson
Jun 4
7 Things My Partner Does That Annoys Me to the Moon and Back
7 Things My Partner Does That Annoys Me to the Moon and Back
When life inspires art
Debdutta Pal
Jun 4
Make No Mistake About It — Chris Christie Is Ready To Rumble
Make No Mistake About It — Chris Christie Is Ready To Rumble
In this corner . . .
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jun 4
The Ultimate Ten Question Movie Quiz
The Ultimate Ten Question Movie Quiz
Discover Your True Level of Movie Expertise
Larry Lasday
Jun 4
Sweet Tooth Turned Sour: Charlie Bucket Gets Busted For Dealing Chocolate!
Sweet Tooth Turned Sour: Charlie Bucket Gets Busted For Dealing Chocolate!
From Candyman to Contraband: A Chocolate Saga Gone Wrong
Calum James
Jun 4
Are UFOs Illegal Aliens or Just Our Neighbors?
Are UFOs Illegal Aliens or Just Our Neighbors?
The Battle May Be Just Beginning
John Sorstokke
Jun 4
The News Achor Who Gave A BJ And An HJ On The Air — The Real Story
The News Achor Who Gave A BJ And An HJ On The Air — The Real Story
And other fact-checks about important topics.
Christine Stevens
Jun 3
What Most Medium Writers Don’t Understand About Stealing Titles
What Most Medium Writers Don’t Understand About Stealing Titles
Even though it’s obvious
Captain Obvious
Jun 3
Scooter Braun Recreates Kanye West’s Music With ChatGPT So Companies Avoid Paying an Anti-Semite
Scooter Braun Recreates Kanye West’s Music With ChatGPT So Companies Avoid Paying an Anti-Semite
Rare intersection of wealth and morals
Ellie Salvaje
Jun 3
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