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    Christian Flat Earth GOP Official Mad as Hell at Globes and NASA

    Christian Flat Earth GOP Official Mad as Hell at Globes and NASA

    Why on ‘earth’ would anyone think like that? Well, this is homeschooling’s finest hour.
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    Johnny Robish
    Jun 6
    Which Is Harder, Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend, Or Cancelling An App?

    Which Is Harder, Breaking Up With Your Boyfriend, Or Cancelling An App?

    I’ve been meaning to break it off with Carlos for a few days now. The writing is on the wall. I’ve been avoiding his calls. Leaving his…
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    Christine Stevens
    Jun 6
    I Once Answered a Question on Quora — And Got it Wrong

    I Once Answered a Question on Quora — And Got it Wrong

    How stupid can one man be?
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    Philip Ogley
    Jun 6
    I Reviewed 10 AI Tools, and They’re All Shit

    I Reviewed 10 AI Tools, and They’re All Shit

    With ratings inside — obviously
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    Captain Obvious
    Jun 6
    What Is Spinning Around in My Head

    What Is Spinning Around in My Head

    “The voice inside my head says” — A Challenge
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    Douglas Lim
    Jun 6
    Nicknames You Wouldn’t Want to be Tagged With

    Nicknames You Wouldn’t Want to be Tagged With

    Open Fly  Shootee Mr. Snivelmore The Last Resort The Sudden Pall Jetsam Poindexter Dorknerd The Lead Standard Captain Extraneous…
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    R.D. Ronstad
    Jun 6

    Things To Hope For This Summer

    Hot Indictment Summer
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    David Volk
    Jun 6
    How to Fill Your Summer with Fun Activities and Not Just Watch TV in Front of a Fan

    How to Fill Your Summer with Fun Activities and Not Just Watch TV in Front of a Fan

    1.Choose activities. Remember those summer Pinterest boards you made during the winter months to cope with your seasonal depression? It’s…
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    Zoe Franz
    Jun 6
    What to Expect When You’re Expecting

    What to Expect When You’re Expecting

    The male edition
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    David Martin
    Jun 6
    Starbucks Barista Breaks Down Your Personality Based On Your Coffee Order

    Starbucks Barista Breaks Down Your Personality Based On Your Coffee Order

    What type are you?
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    Ashley de Leon Lopez
    Jun 5
    Unearthing Classified Docs

    Unearthing Classified Docs

    Buried at Bedminster?
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    Christopher Holdroyd
    Jun 5
    Song Of The Summer

    Song Of The Summer

    From May to September, it’s the song you’ll remember!
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    Spyder Darling
    Jun 5
    I Am a Flute Player on an Adults-Only Cruise Ship

    I Am a Flute Player on an Adults-Only Cruise Ship

    I blow a lot, but it’s not all rosy on deck
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    Honorata Onanisma
    Jun 5
    A Note of Encouragement from the University’s Board of Regents on Your Current Sex Scandal

    A Note of Encouragement from the University’s Board of Regents on Your Current Sex Scandal

    Whatever you do, don’t resign.
    Go to the profile of Matthew Thiele
    Matthew Thiele
    Jun 5
    How Writing a Novel Helped Me Get as Much Exercise as Running a Marathon

    How Writing a Novel Helped Me Get as Much Exercise as Running a Marathon

    If done properly, writing is a great way to get those needed steps
    Go to the profile of Don Simkovich, MA
    Don Simkovich, MA
    Jun 5
    Holy Cow, it’s Bobblehead Day!

    Holy Cow, it’s Bobblehead Day!

    More than a booby prize
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    Mark Tulin
    Jun 5
    wish i didn’t know

    wish i didn’t know

    a poem
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    laksh
    Jun 5
    How to Be Ridiculously Likeable — Just Like Me

    How to Be Ridiculously Likeable — Just Like Me

    It’s simple, stop using these ugly words and phrases
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    Malky McEwan
    Jun 5
    Tweety’s Techie Tidbits

    Tweety’s Techie Tidbits

    Apple’s Unveiling of the Mithed Weawity Mawvel
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    Allen R Smith
    Jun 5
    Women Never Use This Word

    Women Never Use This Word

    It’s just not the way we perceive the world
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Jun 5
    Mothers Of Inventions (The Shequel)

    Mothers Of Inventions (The Shequel)

    It has been said….
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    Fatchecker
    Jun 4
    Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences

    Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences

    Sorry, not sorry.
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    Clem Samson
    Jun 4
    7 Things My Partner Does That Annoys Me to the Moon and Back

    7 Things My Partner Does That Annoys Me to the Moon and Back

    When life inspires art
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    Debdutta Pal
    Jun 4
    Make No Mistake About It — Chris Christie Is Ready To Rumble

    Make No Mistake About It — Chris Christie Is Ready To Rumble

    In this corner . . .
    Go to the profile of Speaking Fiction To Power
    Speaking Fiction To Power
    Jun 4
    The Ultimate Ten Question Movie Quiz

    The Ultimate Ten Question Movie Quiz

    Discover Your True Level of Movie Expertise
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    Larry Lasday
    Jun 4
    Sweet Tooth Turned Sour: Charlie Bucket Gets Busted For Dealing Chocolate!

    Sweet Tooth Turned Sour: Charlie Bucket Gets Busted For Dealing Chocolate!

    From Candyman to Contraband: A Chocolate Saga Gone Wrong
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    Calum James
    Jun 4
    Are UFOs Illegal Aliens or Just Our Neighbors?

    Are UFOs Illegal Aliens or Just Our Neighbors?

    The Battle May Be Just Beginning
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    John Sorstokke
    Jun 4
    The News Achor Who Gave A BJ And An HJ On The Air — The Real Story

    The News Achor Who Gave A BJ And An HJ On The Air — The Real Story

    And other fact-checks about important topics.
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Jun 3
    What Most Medium Writers Don’t Understand About Stealing Titles

    What Most Medium Writers Don’t Understand About Stealing Titles

    Even though it’s obvious
    Go to the profile of Captain Obvious
    Captain Obvious
    Jun 3
    Scooter Braun Recreates Kanye West’s Music With ChatGPT So Companies Avoid Paying an Anti-Semite

    Scooter Braun Recreates Kanye West’s Music With ChatGPT So Companies Avoid Paying an Anti-Semite

    Rare intersection of wealth and morals
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    Ellie Salvaje
    Jun 3
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