The Haven

(“It’s All Just a Monotonous Downhill Slope From Here”)

Sources from inside the Matthew’s home last Sunday had reportedly confirmed that area Mother, Susan Matthews had inquired to her entire…

In some ways it was ahead of its time.

Because everybody knows Jim was a dick

When I started on Medium, the biggest attraction was finding what I hoped might be a more permanent home for my work than other online…

They are not the only ones

Soon you won’t have the strength to masturbate if you keep this up.

it’s okay to be hurt

by C L Smith on Medium

Bringing the monster down to size…

Like, you won’t believe how sad it gets.

Let me give you a few guidelines.

We cannot currently hear the music of our souls because our ego’s noise is so deafening.

Listen up, millennials!

To be fair, she was awful

Sir Keir Starmer empowers the disenfranchised

An honorable defense. Ah, who am I kidding?

I’m a happily married man, or at least I used to be . . .

#8 The Beatles Interviews

Blood and Hindguts Kill Fudd Rabbit Punch The Gunny Rabbit Hopped Up The Haunting of Elwood P. Dowd Die! Tortoise Die! Burrow to the Brain…

Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Weirder…

Gay means more than happy for these three.

Adulting 101 mishaps

Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy

Waste of tax-payer dollars

Your Indoor Cat May Vomit

“Accidental births were the fault of the women driving my penis.”

Guess who’s not wearing any undies under her skirt?

Following the Example of The Talented Mr. Santos

For a time on Medium I was garnering a kazillion views a minute by riding the coattails of The Beatles and my favorite Rolling Stone…