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What Will Explode Next?
What Will Explode Next?
I didn’t know people still used pagers, did you?
Christine Stevens
Sep 19
Do You Have Higher Than Average Intelligence?
Do You Have Higher Than Average Intelligence?
Here’s how to tell if you’re secretly gifted.
Christine Stevens
Sep 19
Art Museum Shocks Crowd By Showing Pieces That Display Talent
Art Museum Shocks Crowd By Showing Pieces That Display Talent
“I don’t like it!”
Brian Theobald
Sep 19
Not All Assholes Drive Jeeps, But All Jeep Owners Are Assholes
Not All Assholes Drive Jeeps, But All Jeep Owners Are Assholes
It’s just a fact of life.
Burn Book
Sep 19
Sorry Dearie, I Had To Run Your Car Off The Road. You Neglected To Wave “Thank You” After Merging.
Sorry Dearie, I Had To Run Your Car Off The Road. You Neglected To Wave “Thank You” After Merging.
Enough of this pouting. I barely ran you off the road!
Katherine Shaw
Sep 19
Weeping Endlessly and Masturbating Still to be Reserved for Sundays, Says Local Resident with No…
Grant County, Wisconsin. Sources recently confirmed that 34-year-old Andrew Caufman, an assembly line worker at Pine Bark Industries, plans…
Wesley Jansen
Sep 19
Bob Life and Kart Times Ahead — Smaller Is Deffo Better
Bob Life and Kart Times Ahead — Smaller Is Deffo Better
Latest Trends in Micro Nomad Travel
Amy Stinnett
Sep 19
Political Diss Course
Political Diss Course
One thing we learnt from the United Kingdom parliamentary expenses scandal of 2009, a political scandal concerning expenses claims made by…
Fatchecker
Sep 19
The Horrible Truth About Springfield Revealed
The Horrible Truth About Springfield Revealed
Pets eat Republican politicians
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 18
My Incredibly Narrow Urethra.
My Incredibly Narrow Urethra.
The pain and sorrow of a cystoscopy.
Robert Cormack
Sep 18
Texas Makes “Fuck You” Official State Motto
Texas Makes “Fuck You” Official State Motto
AUSTIN — Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced today that the state is changing its motto from “Friendship” to “Fuck you,” pathologically…
S.L. Neechski
Sep 18
Scientists: The Human Beings Alive Today Are The Same Human Beings Who Committed The Atrocities And…
Scientists: The Human Beings Alive Today Are The Same Human Beings Who Committed The Atrocities And…
The idea of “progress” is kind of an illusion. Ukraine and Gaza have reminded us of that.
Clem Samson
Sep 18
Celebrity Under Fire For Saying Nothing About Trans People
Celebrity Under Fire For Saying Nothing About Trans People
“Silence is violence!”
Brian Theobald
Sep 18
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 20 odd years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest…
Roger Freed
Sep 18
Monument to Mediocrity (of the Sculptor)
Monument to Mediocrity (of the Sculptor)
When the monuments themselves are mediocre
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 17
Texas Cracks Down on Fetal Trafficking
Texas Cracks Down on Fetal Trafficking
Sanctuary cities stop criminals at state line
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 17
Runway Models I Did Not Expect to See at New York Fashion Week
Runway Models I Did Not Expect to See at New York Fashion Week
In outer space or sailing the seven seas, looking good is the secret to success.
Katie Kauppi
Sep 17
Donald Trump Says Running Mate Vance Has Said Much Worse Things Than He Has
Donald Trump Says Running Mate Vance Has Said Much Worse Things Than He Has
“Why aren’t they going after him?”
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 17
They’re Eating The Cows
They’re Eating The Cows
And the chickens and pigs
Carlo Zeno
Sep 17
Chardon-YAY: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spiced Wine Pumps Up Fall for $6.99
Chardon-YAY: Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spiced Wine Pumps Up Fall for $6.99
First-time Pumpkin Spiced Wine Drinker Writes Review
L.B. Lewis
Sep 17
I’m Still in the 1K Followers Club — But This Time, I’m Not Scared of the Dragons
I’m Still in the 1K Followers Club — But This Time, I’m Not Scared of the Dragons
Dragons are scared of me
Shaqib Akram
Sep 17
I Left The Best Part Of This Story Out
I Left The Best Part Of This Story Out
When I published it two days ago. Sorry. Here’s the whole thing.
Christine Stevens
Sep 17
Assassin Nation
Assassin Nation
On Sunday there was an apparent assassination attempt on former President of the United States, and current Republican presidential…
Fatchecker
Sep 17
Impressionable
Impressionable
Beverly went to bed early, but I wanted to watch some more TV, so I stayed on the couch, and around midnight, I switched channels and came…
Royal Alvis
Sep 16
Trump Blames Dem’s Inflammatory Rhetoric For Assassination Attempts
Trump Blames Dem’s Inflammatory Rhetoric For Assassination Attempts
In other news, the pot calls the kettle black.
Christine Stevens
Sep 16
Men, Are You as Tough as a Woman?
Men, Are You as Tough as a Woman?
Macho man, now you can find out for yourself.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 16
According to Science: You’re Already Dead
According to Science: You’re Already Dead
Stop worrying and live a little
Clem Samson
Sep 16
Nobody Can Convince Me That Crumbl Cookie Isn’t A Cult At This Point
Nobody Can Convince Me That Crumbl Cookie Isn’t A Cult At This Point
I have to get some things off my chest about Crumbl Cookie.
Burn Book
Sep 16
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 127
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 127
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Sep 16
Does Trump Really Think He Won The Debate?
Does Trump Really Think He Won The Debate?
It appears he may have reason to think so
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 16
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