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You Want My Eyeballs? Pay Me.
You Want My Eyeballs? Pay Me.
At least cover the cost of eye drops.
Chris Raymond
Sep 8
Single Women Can’t Swim
Single Women Can’t Swim
It’s time for men to change their behavior.
Honorata Onanisma
Sep 8
Is It Bad to Pretend You Have Kids for the Sake of a Solid Comedy Premise?
Is It Bad to Pretend You Have Kids for the Sake of a Solid Comedy Premise?
Okay, what about a shaky premise?
John Corten
Sep 8
This Weather Is Giving Me BPSLE (Big Pumpkin Spice Latte Energy)
This Weather Is Giving Me BPSLE (Big Pumpkin Spice Latte Energy)
One morning you wake up and something is different both internally and externally. On a special day in September or October, BOOM, it…
Meg Scanlon
Sep 8
The Boy Who Said Things
The Boy Who Said Things
But was never truly heard
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 8
Good Vs. Bad
Good Vs. Bad
A simplification for our and all political times
Terry Trueman
Sep 7
Influencer Cancelled for Using Racially Problematic Language At Four Years Old
Influencer Cancelled for Using Racially Problematic Language At Four Years Old
“There’s no excuse!”
Brian Theobald
Sep 7
Trust Me, Bro, I’m an Expert (At Being Confidently Wrong)
Trust Me, Bro, I’m an Expert (At Being Confidently Wrong)
You have typhoid, you too, and you too
TheUnknownDoktor🐙
Sep 7
I’m writing a blockbuster novel. I just need a plot and characters.
I’m writing a blockbuster novel. I just need a plot and characters.
Can you say, Pulitzer? Look out, literary world.
Matt Walsh
Sep 7
15 More Strange Signs A Person Is Highly Intelligent
15 More Strange Signs A Person Is Highly Intelligent
Number seven may surprise you!
Christine Stevens
Sep 6
The Lies Have It
The Lies Have It
Trump is a serial liar
Eric Milch
Sep 6
Stacy’s Mom Has NOT Got It Going On!
Stacy’s Mom Has NOT Got It Going On!
What a b*tch!
Adam Robinson
Sep 6
We Are All Going To Hell In A Handbasket
We Are All Going To Hell In A Handbasket
Rejoice!
Sergey Bloom
Sep 6
Desperate Remedies
Desperate Remedies
Joaquin found himself in an unfamiliar neighborhood. Late for his meeting, attempting to avoid a clogged freeway, he took an exit. Now he…
John K Adams
Sep 6
Lilly And Max
Lilly And Max
A girl and her horse
Spyder Darling
Sep 6
The Russians Are Coming — Into the Ass Of Right Wing Media Personalities!
The Russians Are Coming — Into the Ass Of Right Wing Media Personalities!
The low-rent online broadcasters gladly taking Russian money to be as decisive as the Kremlin wants.
Dan Dore
Sep 6
I’m Seeing Three Movies a Week with AMC Stubs and It’s Ruining My Life
I’m Seeing Three Movies a Week with AMC Stubs and It’s Ruining My Life
I’m only one person. I never stood a chance.
Emily Cerrito
Sep 6
Websters Expands Definition of Trump
Websters Expands Definition of Trump
Candidate sues to remove book from schools
Phillip T Stephens
Sep 5
Local Mom Fires Off a Few Rounds at Children’s Feet To Prep For School Day
Local Mom Fires Off a Few Rounds at Children’s Feet To Prep For School Day
Saying it had inspired her to possibly adopt this practice permanently, local mom Kendra Kilborn, mother of two, reportedly fired off a few…
Mark J. Shady
Sep 5
Still No Motive Revealed For The Political Party Responsible For Latest School Shooting
Still No Motive Revealed For The Political Party Responsible For Latest School Shooting
Why they think the 2nd amendment is more important than safety of children still not clear
Christine Stevens
Sep 5
Respect, Friendship, and ‘An ice Cream’
Respect, Friendship, and ‘An ice Cream’
Respect is the first step toward civility
Maliha Noushin
Sep 5
The Taylor Swift-Donald Trump Tinder Date You Never Heard About
The Taylor Swift-Donald Trump Tinder Date You Never Heard About
Common ground was uncommon
John Corten
Sep 5
I Thought I Looked Okay Until an Old Friend Visited
I Thought I Looked Okay Until an Old Friend Visited
It’s been four and a half years since I’ve seen my good friend, Roberta. She moved away and has had her health issues during the time we…
Carole Olsen
Sep 5
The Man Who Must
The Man Who Must
We all know Todd, right?
Mike Hickman
Sep 5
6 Major Financial Changes I Incurred Post-Pandemic Because: Corporate America
6 Major Financial Changes I Incurred Post-Pandemic Because: Corporate America
There was talk our current pandemic would follow a similar sort of economic prosperity the way the Spanish Flu preceded the Roaring…
Lisa Straussberg
Sep 5
Quiz: Quotes from Kamala Harris’ Speeches or Word Salad?
Quiz: Quotes from Kamala Harris’ Speeches or Word Salad?
This one is not easy because if it were easy, it wouldn’t be difficult.
Captain Obvious
Sep 5
30 Hard Truths You Won’t Get From Tim Denning.
30 Hard Truths You Won’t Get From Tim Denning.
I might’ve opened something I shouldn’t have, but what we’re told we shouldn’t do, is often what we should do in the end.
Robert Cormack
Sep 5
Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences
Scientists: After Your Death You Will Have No Further Experiences
Are you disturbed by the idea of oblivion?
Clem Samson
Sep 4
Women, Women Everywhere!
Women, Women Everywhere!
He was an attractive man who always seemed to have a beautiful woman in his life
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Sep 4
How to start a conversation with almost anybody —
How to start a conversation with almost anybody —
pro tips from a recovering imposter syndrome convo starter wannabe
Lara Starsearch
Sep 4
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